Writer's Block: How old is too old?
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Um, I'm sorry, yes, there is a point at which you are a creepy asshole for going around your neighborhood knocking on doors and asking near-strangers for candy. Would you really hand out candy corn to some 30-year-old just because s/he knocked on your door in a costume and held out a pillowcase? (And technically threatened you? Because that's what "trick or treat" means . . . ).
I mean, you're never too old to get in the spirit of Halloween; I love dressing up and going to Halloween parties, and I'll be wearing a costume to hand out candy and take my kids trick-or-treating (without asking for candy for myself-- though I may hit my kids up for an "escort fee" :-P) when I have a home and a family. And there's no reason I won't partake of a candy bowl offered by a party host-- or enjoy candy I've purchased myself! I love Halloween and I love Halloween candy and I'm not about to rain on the Halloween parade.
But I still think 8th grade is about the last year one can get away with going trick-or-treating. If your college dorm does some intra-dorm trick-or-treating event that's obviously completely different, but I don't think I'm being too much of a Halloween Scrooge to think that the average suburban denizen does not owe highschoolers (or adults!) candy. In high school I switched to (dressing up and) handing out candy instead, and I was always quite irritated by the kids I knew from school who showed up asking my family for candy when they were old enough to work a job and drive a car to the store to buy some for themselves.
Edit (5:55 pm): Wow, I cannot believe how many people are responding to this that "You're never too old!" and "Everyone deserves candy!" Well, obviously they're all just out trick-or-treating themselves and have never been on the giving end. Candy costs money, guys. It's not fair for me to have to spend twice as much on my candy bowl just because I decide to be a giver rather than a taker and a lot of people won't grow up.
And if everyone trick-or-treated, then who would stay in to hand out the candy? Either a very small population gets stuck spending hundreds of dollars to outfit a lot of overgrown adults with their sugar fix, or there's no one left to hand out candy at all-- and then where would we be? Please leave it to the kids.
Um, I'm sorry, yes, there is a point at which you are a creepy asshole for going around your neighborhood knocking on doors and asking near-strangers for candy. Would you really hand out candy corn to some 30-year-old just because s/he knocked on your door in a costume and held out a pillowcase? (And technically threatened you? Because that's what "trick or treat" means . . . ).
I mean, you're never too old to get in the spirit of Halloween; I love dressing up and going to Halloween parties, and I'll be wearing a costume to hand out candy and take my kids trick-or-treating (without asking for candy for myself-- though I may hit my kids up for an "escort fee" :-P) when I have a home and a family. And there's no reason I won't partake of a candy bowl offered by a party host-- or enjoy candy I've purchased myself! I love Halloween and I love Halloween candy and I'm not about to rain on the Halloween parade.
But I still think 8th grade is about the last year one can get away with going trick-or-treating. If your college dorm does some intra-dorm trick-or-treating event that's obviously completely different, but I don't think I'm being too much of a Halloween Scrooge to think that the average suburban denizen does not owe highschoolers (or adults!) candy. In high school I switched to (dressing up and) handing out candy instead, and I was always quite irritated by the kids I knew from school who showed up asking my family for candy when they were old enough to work a job and drive a car to the store to buy some for themselves.
Edit (5:55 pm): Wow, I cannot believe how many people are responding to this that "You're never too old!" and "Everyone deserves candy!" Well, obviously they're all just out trick-or-treating themselves and have never been on the giving end. Candy costs money, guys. It's not fair for me to have to spend twice as much on my candy bowl just because I decide to be a giver rather than a taker and a lot of people won't grow up.
And if everyone trick-or-treated, then who would stay in to hand out the candy? Either a very small population gets stuck spending hundreds of dollars to outfit a lot of overgrown adults with their sugar fix, or there's no one left to hand out candy at all-- and then where would we be? Please leave it to the kids.
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Date: 2010-10-30 04:43 pm (UTC)I wonder if you could get in trouble for it somehow, legally. Because if you can't-- and I feel like you shouldn't, since they're coming to YOUR house and begging for things YOU paid for which you give out of the goodness of your heart (but, well . . . you live in the Midwest, lol, you understand)-- I'm seriously considering it an option. I wonder if I could check in with the police and get some sort of carte blanche from legitimate complaints before I even start.
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Date: 2010-10-30 06:34 pm (UTC)Well, condoms aren't a controlled substance; even a 9 year old can legally go to the store and buy some (even if it would raise some eyebrows), so I can't see how handing them out could be illegal in any way. *goes to double check that* Yeah, it looks like there aren't any laws involved in that anymore, though there once were, the last was struck down in the sixties. (Yay, sixties! *grin*)