Spreading the Love

Yoinked from hedgemaster:

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong....heh. heh. heh.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

PASS THIS AROUND IF YOU ARE FOR GAY MARRIAGE

Spreading the Love

Yoinked from hedgemaster:

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong....heh. heh. heh.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

PASS THIS AROUND IF YOU ARE FOR GAY MARRIAGE

Survey Thingy From Micheal

Tagged by madpopulist

20 random things about yourself....
1 - I have parodied three Harry Potter musicals: "A House-Elf On The Roof," "Let's Go, Ollie!" and "Les Magiciens" (aka Les Mag). Yeah, you guess which ones those are.
2 - I have parodied almost 70 songs, now. Of the musical ones ^_^ those are about 40, together, in and of themselves, lol ^_^
3 - I believe all people have fundamental goodness inside of them that can be brought forward and is only suppressed by an equally inherent human weakness (do in part to our being moral)-- which causes selfishness, and, really, is the only "evil" action, which isn't really evil, just weak and human and bad-- which can easily be suppressed in turn to bring out only the good.
4 - I compulsively avoid the number four, and much prefer 3, 5, 6, 9, or 12.
5 - I think Americans need to stop Americanizing Japan and let it alone, to be my individual passion untainted by their stupid Americanizing ways. Once something becomes popular, it becomes crap (Joey has been saying this all along, lol . . . and it's happened to everything he's loved, apparently, lol . . . ).
6 - I am a world-peace-loving idealist (yeah, stole that one from Michael, but it applies ^_^).
7 - I really, really like college.
8 - I worry entirely too much (hence, probably, the compulsions . . . ).
9 - I love Japanese food-- except for nattou and uni. Everything else is good ^_^
10 - I love cereal.
11 - I take theologically masochistic joy in listening to conservative Christian evangelists (stole that from Micheal, too, lol ^_^).
12 - I don't believe there is a Hell. If there is, that would be, in my opinion, a sign that God is NOT all-powerful and couldn't save people in the first place. Either that, or a working Hell would only serve punishments to people for a set amount of time and let them up to Heaven or purgatory (or earth, again?) after that. Being punished forever for one infraction (particular some of those silly ones they have . . . lust? having short hair as a girl? going to church at a certain *time of the month*? POOPING?) just seems like a crap way to run the universe, if you ask me; God is supposed to be fair, not a psycho-sadist. Maybe that's where Jesus comes in (*peace-loving hippi type* ^_^), "Uh, Dad-- that's, um, a little harsh . . . maybe you wanna lay off the brimstone a little?" Lol, my concept of religion is so messed-up. I'm probably GOING to Hell, lol, whether I believe it or not . . . though I'd rather not . . . )-:
13 - I love almost all musicals (stole that, too ^_^).
14 - I love chocolate and I hate mushy foods, particularly mushy fruits. I will only eat fruit if it is fresh, whole, and not bruised. Canned peaches are the most repulsive excuse for food known to mankind and the very thought of those stringy, falling-apart, clumps of mush floating in their own blood is making me want to vomit . . .
15 - I take pride in being a geek/nerd by my own definition (dang it, I stole about half of these from Michael, lol . . . ).
16 - I love to play counselor to my friends.
17 - Hence, I am better at helping other people with their problems than helping myself with my own. I rather hope that, in turn, someone will give me perspective when I give them plenty ^_^
18- I have very torn feeling about romantic love. I can't decide if I like it or if I think it can be really selfish. Maybe it's both.
19 - 75% of the time I am not present in the real world, but in that of one of my stories, or my imagination.
20 - I want to be a published writer more than anything else in the world.

I tag:
Shoot, everybody. I can't play favorites!!!

Survey Thingy From Micheal

Tagged by madpopulist

20 random things about yourself....
1 - I have parodied three Harry Potter musicals: "A House-Elf On The Roof," "Let's Go, Ollie!" and "Les Magiciens" (aka Les Mag). Yeah, you guess which ones those are.
2 - I have parodied almost 70 songs, now. Of the musical ones ^_^ those are about 40, together, in and of themselves, lol ^_^
3 - I believe all people have fundamental goodness inside of them that can be brought forward and is only suppressed by an equally inherent human weakness (do in part to our being moral)-- which causes selfishness, and, really, is the only "evil" action, which isn't really evil, just weak and human and bad-- which can easily be suppressed in turn to bring out only the good.
4 - I compulsively avoid the number four, and much prefer 3, 5, 6, 9, or 12.
5 - I think Americans need to stop Americanizing Japan and let it alone, to be my individual passion untainted by their stupid Americanizing ways. Once something becomes popular, it becomes crap (Joey has been saying this all along, lol . . . and it's happened to everything he's loved, apparently, lol . . . ).
6 - I am a world-peace-loving idealist (yeah, stole that one from Michael, but it applies ^_^).
7 - I really, really like college.
8 - I worry entirely too much (hence, probably, the compulsions . . . ).
9 - I love Japanese food-- except for nattou and uni. Everything else is good ^_^
10 - I love cereal.
11 - I take theologically masochistic joy in listening to conservative Christian evangelists (stole that from Micheal, too, lol ^_^).
12 - I don't believe there is a Hell. If there is, that would be, in my opinion, a sign that God is NOT all-powerful and couldn't save people in the first place. Either that, or a working Hell would only serve punishments to people for a set amount of time and let them up to Heaven or purgatory (or earth, again?) after that. Being punished forever for one infraction (particular some of those silly ones they have . . . lust? having short hair as a girl? going to church at a certain *time of the month*? POOPING?) just seems like a crap way to run the universe, if you ask me; God is supposed to be fair, not a psycho-sadist. Maybe that's where Jesus comes in (*peace-loving hippi type* ^_^), "Uh, Dad-- that's, um, a little harsh . . . maybe you wanna lay off the brimstone a little?" Lol, my concept of religion is so messed-up. I'm probably GOING to Hell, lol, whether I believe it or not . . . though I'd rather not . . . )-:
13 - I love almost all musicals (stole that, too ^_^).
14 - I love chocolate and I hate mushy foods, particularly mushy fruits. I will only eat fruit if it is fresh, whole, and not bruised. Canned peaches are the most repulsive excuse for food known to mankind and the very thought of those stringy, falling-apart, clumps of mush floating in their own blood is making me want to vomit . . .
15 - I take pride in being a geek/nerd by my own definition (dang it, I stole about half of these from Michael, lol . . . ).
16 - I love to play counselor to my friends.
17 - Hence, I am better at helping other people with their problems than helping myself with my own. I rather hope that, in turn, someone will give me perspective when I give them plenty ^_^
18- I have very torn feeling about romantic love. I can't decide if I like it or if I think it can be really selfish. Maybe it's both.
19 - 75% of the time I am not present in the real world, but in that of one of my stories, or my imagination.
20 - I want to be a published writer more than anything else in the world.

I tag:
Shoot, everybody. I can't play favorites!!!

Survey

Comment, and:

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST. It is written.

Survey

Comment, and:

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST. It is written.

Crazy Bios

I have to write a bio about me for my Improv group website (go to www.getsuspicious.com for the present site-- and click "Members" and then individual names to get individual people and examples-- which I will be added to, in time ^_^). Read their bios. They are crazy.

I think Tory would be good at coming up with something in that genre for me ^_^ Offer suggestions! Anyone! Lol . . .

So far, they have already decided I am a soft-core pornographer . . . but that actually does have a point.

Edit (12:10 am): Amy spent her previous life as a mongoose before emerging, fully grown, from her mother’s womb and charging forward to thwart the onset of an approaching tornado. She staged a failed Communist takeover of Fiji before retiring to her villa in the Galapagos, where she composed a symphony in honor of the life of [give me somebody funny]. She is currently dating Lord Voldemort and enjoys Ptonk*, schlitten-ing**, cheese-rolling, filling out questionnaires, and directing soft-core pornography.

I still need more, though.

*Ptonk: A game like Bocce Ball. It's what our French neighbors called it, once upon a time-- but I can't find it online, so I'm hesitant to use it . . .
**Schlitten: German for sled. I assume sledding in German would be something similar . . . what did they call it in Switzerland? Tory, do you remember?

Crazy Bios

I have to write a bio about me for my Improv group website (go to www.getsuspicious.com for the present site-- and click "Members" and then individual names to get individual people and examples-- which I will be added to, in time ^_^). Read their bios. They are crazy.

I think Tory would be good at coming up with something in that genre for me ^_^ Offer suggestions! Anyone! Lol . . .

So far, they have already decided I am a soft-core pornographer . . . but that actually does have a point.

Edit (12:10 am): Amy spent her previous life as a mongoose before emerging, fully grown, from her mother’s womb and charging forward to thwart the onset of an approaching tornado. She staged a failed Communist takeover of Fiji before retiring to her villa in the Galapagos, where she composed a symphony in honor of the life of [give me somebody funny]. She is currently dating Lord Voldemort and enjoys Ptonk*, schlitten-ing**, cheese-rolling, filling out questionnaires, and directing soft-core pornography.

I still need more, though.

*Ptonk: A game like Bocce Ball. It's what our French neighbors called it, once upon a time-- but I can't find it online, so I'm hesitant to use it . . .
**Schlitten: German for sled. I assume sledding in German would be something similar . . . what did they call it in Switzerland? Tory, do you remember?