Crazy Bios

[tabular_rasa]

I have to write a bio about me for my Improv group website (go to www.getsuspicious.com for the present site-- and click "Members" and then individual names to get individual people and examples-- which I will be added to, in time ^_^). Read their bios. They are crazy.

I think Tory would be good at coming up with something in that genre for me ^_^ Offer suggestions! Anyone! Lol . . .

So far, they have already decided I am a soft-core pornographer . . . but that actually does have a point.

Edit (12:10 am): Amy spent her previous life as a mongoose before emerging, fully grown, from her mother’s womb and charging forward to thwart the onset of an approaching tornado. She staged a failed Communist takeover of Fiji before retiring to her villa in the Galapagos, where she composed a symphony in honor of the life of [give me somebody funny]. She is currently dating Lord Voldemort and enjoys Ptonk*, schlitten-ing**, cheese-rolling, filling out questionnaires, and directing soft-core pornography.

I still need more, though.

*Ptonk: A game like Bocce Ball. It's what our French neighbors called it, once upon a time-- but I can't find it online, so I'm hesitant to use it . . .
**Schlitten: German for sled. I assume sledding in German would be something similar . . . what did they call it in Switzerland? Tory, do you remember?

Comments

[tarmetiel.livejournal.com]

HEY! Say: I'm a girl who thinks Rape IS BLASPHAMY....with no music.

LOL...

You cant use that..Its mine!

lol...

This has been pointless...lol...

[czarani.livejournal.com]

pétanque!

[tabular-rasa.livejournal.com]

So that's how it's spelled? Awesome! I can still put it!!! Heehee, in fact that looks even better and more pretentious ^_^

[gingitsune3.livejournal.com]

Well, I dont know...About the sled thingnabob.

But if I were you I would be like...

Amy, aka TORMENTOR OF SOULS was born from her mothers womb during a full moon and a tornado that almost took her tiny, slightly shrivelled baby life. Some people would consider this a terrible start to a life. Much like stepping on a poisonous snake is a terrible way to start a birthday party.
Nevertheless, Amy, aka TORMENTOR OF SOULS managed to prevail, what with being infused with magical superpowers that enabled her to do pretty much a lot of pointless stuff in a relatively short amount of time.

Amy, who often times refers to herself as the SOFT-CORE-PORN-DIRECTOR formerly known as Amy, often times refers to herself in the 3rd person.

Amy is too cool for you.
Amy will laugh at all those who roll cheese.
Amy will laugh at all those who cannot spell.
Amy will laugh at all of your mortal needs and wants, like clothing and toilet paper.
Amy will shred your money to make bedding.
Amy will laugh and you will laugh also, for you know that you must try your hardest to be as cool as Amy.
Amy is who you want to be.
Amy is who you want to be near.
Amy is all that you could ever hope to know.
You are fortunate to be on the same planet, NAY!, the same UNIVERSE as Amy.
Amy is more than universal.
Amy is your life.
Get over it.

Give Amy your money so she may shred it for bedding now. And do as Amy pleases, for she is Great, and also will eat you if you dont.

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SKOOOOOOOOOOO!
SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[tabular-rasa.livejournal.com]

I sound like Fat Mouse.

Did you read the other bios? I sort of wanted to make it sound like them, lol . . .

[gingitsune3.livejournal.com]

parental controls wouldnt let ,meeee