Crazy Bios
Sep. 20th, 2005 11:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tabular_rasaI have to write a bio about me for my Improv group website (go to www.getsuspicious.com for the present site-- and click "Members" and then individual names to get individual people and examples-- which I will be added to, in time ^_^). Read their bios. They are crazy.
I think Tory would be good at coming up with something in that genre for me ^_^ Offer suggestions! Anyone! Lol . . .
So far, they have already decided I am a soft-core pornographer . . . but that actually does have a point.
Edit (12:10 am): Amy spent her previous life as a mongoose before emerging, fully grown, from her mother’s womb and charging forward to thwart the onset of an approaching tornado. She staged a failed Communist takeover of Fiji before retiring to her villa in the Galapagos, where she composed a symphony in honor of the life of [give me somebody funny]. She is currently dating Lord Voldemort and enjoys Ptonk*, schlitten-ing**, cheese-rolling, filling out questionnaires, and directing soft-core pornography.
I still need more, though.
*Ptonk: A game like Bocce Ball. It's what our French neighbors called it, once upon a time-- but I can't find it online, so I'm hesitant to use it . . .
**Schlitten: German for sled. I assume sledding in German would be something similar . . . what did they call it in Switzerland? Tory, do you remember?
I think Tory would be good at coming up with something in that genre for me ^_^ Offer suggestions! Anyone! Lol . . .
So far, they have already decided I am a soft-core pornographer . . . but that actually does have a point.
Edit (12:10 am): Amy spent her previous life as a mongoose before emerging, fully grown, from her mother’s womb and charging forward to thwart the onset of an approaching tornado. She staged a failed Communist takeover of Fiji before retiring to her villa in the Galapagos, where she composed a symphony in honor of the life of [give me somebody funny]. She is currently dating Lord Voldemort and enjoys Ptonk*, schlitten-ing**, cheese-rolling, filling out questionnaires, and directing soft-core pornography.
I still need more, though.
*Ptonk: A game like Bocce Ball. It's what our French neighbors called it, once upon a time-- but I can't find it online, so I'm hesitant to use it . . .
**Schlitten: German for sled. I assume sledding in German would be something similar . . . what did they call it in Switzerland? Tory, do you remember?
