Political Quiz

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You are a Social Liberal (85% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (28% permissive) You are best described as a: Strong Democrat Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid

Who's that guy's head I'm sitting on? I can't see his face. I'm over in the likes of Martin Luther King, Jr., and Ghandhi, which is fine by me (and . . . Hillary Clinton? Um . . . no comment, lol . . . ).

They have Darth Vader there. Ha! Lol . . .

My law I created: "I would dictate that (ironically) everyone were entitled to do anything they wanted, as long as it didn't interfere with the rights of others to do the same. This is a cover-all, and sort of eliminates the NEED for *goons.*"

Someone else's law: "I would dictate that everyone must wash their hands after taking a whiz."
Another someone else's law: "I would dictate that...any President who initiates a war based on false pretenses and lies to the American public should be impeached." (Hmm . . . I wonder who they're talking about there . . . ?)
Yet another someone else's law: "Texans couldn't become president" (They were from Minnesota . . . ahh, I <3 them ^_^ Minnesotans and their crazy liberal ways are wonderful ^_^)

Hermione Quills down! You scored 93%!

You know damn near every word of every book. You are among the brightest witches (or wizards) of your age, and you will go far. Just watch out you don't get points off for being an insufferable know-it-all.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 81% on potterpoints You scored higher than 70% on RandHness

Link: The Harry Potter Test written by dantesian on Ok Cupid

Wootness!

You scored 50% Oral-receptive, 35% Oral-aggressive, 61% Anal-retentive, and 26% Phallic!

So WTF does this MEAN?! Freud thought that the ideal character was the genital character. These people are sexually mature. They are capable of loving others and being loved in return. They don't waste their libidinal energies on immature fixations. The genital character doesn't exist on this test. We wanted to see how dysfunctional you are, remember? So what does my highest score mean? The Oral Receptive Character This character occurs when an infant is overindulged. As a child, they were likely unconditionally encouraged and praised. In adulthood, they tend to be dependent, gullible, and overly optimistic. Their friends find them very demanding, which is confusing and hurtful to the Oral Receptive Character. This character needs to learn to accept that not everyone will love them. The Oral Aggressive Character This character occurs when an infant was often frustrated. Later in life, they learn to exploit other people. They frequently argue and like to debate...as long as it's understood that they are always right. They also tend to be a little sarcastic. And yes, they like to chew on things. (Oral-fixation anyone? Yeah, now it makes sense.) The Anal Retentive Character This character stems from problems in toilet training. Yes, indeed, the Anal Retentive Character had something against the potty. These people tend to be very regimented and orderly. Everything must be perfect so that they feel in control. The Phallic Character Ah, what would a Freudian test be without a phallus? The Phallic Character results when the Oedipus conflict is not entirely resolved. For men, they felt threatened by their father and consequently feel castration anxiety. For females, apparently they just really want a penis. Either way, Phallic Characters tend to be exhibitionists, often trying to seduce others to make up for feeling threatened as a child. How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the penis. Um, I mean, ladder.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 68% on Oral-receptive You scored higher than 45% on Oral-aggressive You scored higher than 96% on Anal-retentive You scored higher than 41% on Phallic

Link: The Freudian Character Test written by cupidjr on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Um . . . okay. I'm anal. I knew that, lol . . .

The Third Seal 43% survivability!

Your outlook is quite grim indeed. You are not mentally, physically or spiritually ready to face the awesome horror of the apocalypse. During good times, you may appear to be a strong person, but when the world around you comes crashing down, you are likely to fall with it. You are similar to the man who foolishly built his house on sand. When the rains came and beat upon that house, it fell and great was the fall of it. There is an outside chance that you will survive the apocalypse, but this outcome is doubtful. You may want to focus on making yourself more self-sufficient and honing your survival skills, but my advice to you is to try to avoid the apocalypse altogether. Read the book of Revelation to get an idea of what you will be up against. More importantly, learn what you can do to be saved from the turmoil before it starts. Prognosis...if you fail this test, you will surely fail the real thing.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 43% on survivability

Link: The Can You Survive The Apocalypse Test written by MetalliScats on OkCupid Free Online Dating

I suck according to God!-- er . . . John?