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I need friends. It would be greatly appreciated, lol . . .

Okay, in honor of the first chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, here is the vision that appeared in my head:

TONY BLAIR: *paces the room.*
CORNELIUS FUDGE: *appears.*
TONY BLAIR: *freaks out.*

***Later***

CORNELIUS FUDGE: *Says bit about the President being ensured to be delayed in his phone call.*

***Meanwhile, over in America***

LAURA BUSH: *watching Desperate Housewives.*
GEORGE BUSH: *reaches for the telephone.*
GEORGE BUSH: *pauses.*
GEORGE BUSH: *falls flat on his face on his desk, snoring loudly.*
LAURA BUSH: *hears thump.*
LAURA BUSH: *looks at clock.*
CLOCK: *reads 9:21 pm.*
LAURA BUSH: *rolls eyes.*
LAURA BUSH: Figures.
LAURA BUSH: *Continues watching Desperate Housewives.*