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Do . . . do people ever actually use pick-up lines? Seriously? The only time I've ever heard them used is as jokes, never for real. Allegedly Lisa's dad said to her mom, "I'd ask you about your life, but it only started once you met me" . . . but I think at that point he'd already picked her up (it was like their first date or something?) and was kidding.

If someone used a pick-up line on me, I would laugh, because I would assume it was a joke. Depending on the delivery, I might be more attracted to them because of their sense of humor. However, if they weren't joking, that would be super-awkward and most assuredly have me moving in the opposite direction.

Date: 2009-10-18 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] just-you-wait.livejournal.com
Hi Tiffany! What's your House? Come to the Restricted Section often? I know your name's not Luna, but I bet you know how to Lovegood!

Date: 2009-10-19 06:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tabular-rasa.livejournal.com
You forgot, in your opening line line involving Oliver Wood: "Why don't you take a ride on my broomstick?" And of course some comment involving wands.
From: [identity profile] just-you-wait.livejournal.com
I wasn't going to, but since you insist:

The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.

Also, I'm reminded of this. I ♥ Sinfest.

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