MY LAST POST AS A TEENAGER

[tabular_rasa]

AHHHHHHHHH I AM GOING TO BE OLD SOON.

This is the last post I will do as a teenager. I shall soon begin to smell like cabbage.

I HAVE NOT DONE THE FOLLOWING TEENAGERY THINGS:
Been grounded.
Had my car confiscated by my parents.
Been told to turn my music down by parents.
Listening to things with explicit lyrics for the sole purpose of pissing off my parents.
Actively rebelled against my parents, period.
Dyed my hair a funny color.
Dyed my hair at all.
Even layered my hair.
Gotten a piercing.
Gotten a tattoo.
Talked about the above for the sole purpose of pissing off my parents.
Smoked.
Smoked weed.
Shoplifted.
Been arrested.
Drunk-drove.
Been pulled over in a car.
Made-out in a car.
Had sex in a car.
Had sex. (I think that leaves me in about 10% of the American population. Thank you, Psychology of Adolescence textbook, for making me feel lame. "Sex is a rite of passage for nearly every American teenager," yeah, now I'm going to be stunted, sure, right . . . )
Had a date to prom.
Even tried to get a date to prom.
Lost my virginity after the prom.
Had a party while my parents were out and away.
Snuck out of the house.
Gone out with a boy my parents disapprove(d) of.
Ridden on a motorcycle with no helmet.
Ridden on a motorcycle.
Gone to a sock-hop.
Gone to the mall solely to "hang out."
Had more than four slices of pizza in one sitting.
Written a "Do you like me? Check one: Yes/No/Maybe" note.
Made up a gushy, retarded pet name for a boyfriend.
Written "Mrs. Last-Name-Of-My-Crush" on a folder or notebook.
Crushed majorly on a member of a band.
Cried at a concert.
Written fanmail to anyone.
Tried seriously to emulate a celebrity.
Tried seriously to emulate somebody popular.
Tried seriously to be popular.
Been popular.
Been put in a trashcan.
Been given a swirly.
Been beat up.
Given someone else a swirly, beaten someone else up, or otherwise bullied someone else.
Followed or even accepted the "rules" of adolescent hierarchy.
Had my period leak obviously in class.
Fallen totally asleep in class.
Insisted that "no one understands me" to excess.
Had much of an identity crisis.

I also didn't publish my book, yet. God damn it! )-:

There's always the next ten years . . .

Comments

[thekams.livejournal.com]

"Sex is a rite of passage for nearly every American teenager," yeah, now I'm going to be stunted, sure, right . . .
It's ok, I'm in that 10% with you...well, I would be, if I lived in the States. I'm sure it's almost the same in Canada, though.

Happy Almost No Longer A Teenager! =D

[tabular-rasa.livejournal.com]

Thank you! ^_^