Canon Meme

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A. What are your five favorite things about your fandom?
1. The vastness of the fans in that there are lots of intelligent and creative people.
2. The vast amount of (unique, too!) characters.
3. The immense possibilities of backstory.
4. The historical elements in the form of allegory and symbolism.
5. That it manages to be epic without being cliche.

B. What are your five least favorite things about your fandom?
1. The vastness of fans in that there are also a lot of really, really annoying/stupid ones /-:
2. The movies, especially the casting of the movies.
3. An unfortunately high amount of bad fanfiction.
4. That it is finite . . . lol . . .
5. The idea that since it's so popular, it must somehow be bad.

C. Who are your five favorite characters?
1. Albus Dumbledore. (Quirky and amazing-- possibly INFJ, too!).
2. Remus Lupin. (<3s. Plus I am the "Moony" of some of my groups of friends).
3. Bellatrix Black-Lestrange. (She's so ridiculously passionate and insane; it's so loveable, lol . . . ).
4. Moaning Myrtle.
5. I really like Regulus and Andromeda Black, but we really don't know much about them, so it's hard to in good faith say.

D. Who are your five least favorite characters?
1. Pansy Parkinson. (I would bite her on the face if I met her).
2. Dudley Dursley. (He's meant to be irritating, but I feel like something good ought to have snapped in him at some point . . . ).
3. Cornelius Fudge. (Cowardly bastard).
4. Luna Lovegood. (For some reason, I just could never get attached to her character /-:).
5. Crabbe and Goyle. (The fact that I list them as one single entity means that their character development leaves something to be desired . . . I think that's the point . . . but, yeah, could totally lose them and not notice . . . ).

E. What are your five favorite pairings?
1. Lily/Severus, unrequited. (Requited actually totally ruins it).
2. Andromeda/Ted. (Romeo and Juliet, Harry Potter style!).
3. Merope/Tom. (Soooooooo sad!).
4. Ron and Hermione. (Because you're delusional not to, and the sexual tension between those two is just explosive :-P).
5. Bellatrix/the rest of the Death Eaters in a ridiculous pureblood gangbang. (Needs no explanation; it's just hilarious . . . ).

F. What are your five least favorite pairings?
1. Severus Snape and anyone (unless it's unrequitedly Lily). Lucius, Regulus, Bellatrix, Draco, Harry, Hermione, Ginny, Harry, no.
2. Harry and Hermione. (Delusional!!!).
3. Harry and Draco. (The concept is deep, of the hero and anti-hero, but it just doesn't compute in this series . . . ).
4. Ginny and Draco. (Please. Don't force the Romeo and Juliet with this. It just doesn't fit).
5. Sirius/Remus. (I'm actually quite ambivalent about this one. I've always myself just preferred them as friends, but I was okay with it as a pairing when nothing was said in the books either way-- but now that it's not canon, I just have to say "no." The pairing wouldn't be so bad if there weren't so many fics out there making Remus wear makeup and prance around in a dress like Sirius's bitch . . . ).

G. Which character are you most like?
Albus Dumbledore (he's more like my idol, though; I dunno if I am him), or Remus Lupin. When I'm being insecure, Moaning Myrtle, because I cry in bathrooms and whine to people :-P Quite a few people say I'm like Hermione, but now that I'm at WashU and am less of a blatant know-it-all, not so much . . .

H. What is your deep, dark fandom secret?
Umm . . . there are actually non-canon (and actually quite decadent O.o) pairings I think I would perhaps like to experiment with but don't because I am too much of a canon-whore?