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Your Nutritional Information: Servings Per Container: 1
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% Daily Value
Sweetness:	49 g	98%

Bitterness:	375 mg	34%

Power:	33 g	94%

Healthful:	217 mg	87%

Excitement:	534 mg	49%
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Deliciousness:	89%

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	Amy has successfully bred the first chuman
	Chimps and humans, finally together again

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Alert my Writing I professor! It's Humanzees! He loves them! Lol . . .

*A Girls Body*
-~-Measurements-~-
Bust:	35".
Middle:	27" (ten inches more than Scarlett O'Hara-- but I bet she wore a corset :-P).
Bottom:	37".
-~-Face-~-
How big are your eyes?:	Pretty small, actually. They're very squinty eyes, too; even though they're a bright blue you can't tell in a lot of picture because of the width.
What's your eye color?:	Blue-- changeable to shades of green, silver, grey, and hazel.
How big are your lips?:	My mouth is not very wide, but the lips are medium thickness top-to-bottom, I suppose-- it's like a rosebud effect maybe?
Do you constantly lick them or wear chapstick?:	I am addicted to chapstick.
Do you ever wear make-up? How much?:	I almost daily put on a small amount of eyeliner so my eyes don't look so small, and some sort of chapstick or gloss. On occasions, I add eyeshadow, blush, or lipstick.
How thick and dark are your eyelashes, naturally?:	They're very dark, long, and decently thick, but they're thinning out as I'm getting older.
What kind of nose do you have?:	A Western nose? It's a little long-ish, I guess?
Any facial piercings?:	No.
Are your eyebrows naturally arched? How dark are they?:	Yes; they're almost inverted V-like-- and they're the same dark-brown-ish color as my hair.
-~-Body-~-
How thick are your thighs?:	They waver back and forth between touching and not touching when I stand up. Considering my ass, it'd be silly if they were too skinny; the curve is feminine and natural.
Is your booty 'ghetto'-sized?:	No. I like the size it's at (and I've been complimented on it :-P), but it's not the "ghetto" kind that comes all the way out at my waist or anything.
What's your bra size?:	36C from most places, but most places I shop at "run small," apparently.
Are you muscular?:	My abs and legs must be decent, considering my daily rounds of calisthenics and college walking. I used to be able to do pull-ups like whoa, but I don't have access to a bar anymore.
Do you have cut calves and arms?:	(Cut?)
Do you have a 6-pack?:	No-- or at least you definitely can't see it. They cut some muscles down there during the appendix surgery; I'll blame that :-P
What shoe size are you?:	7 or 7 1/2.
How tall are you?:	5'6" or 5'7".
How much do you weigh?:	Really inconsistent home scale reads somewhere around 115, but, uh (looks at tummy), we're not going trust that. I'm anywhere somewhere between 120 and 125, I would guess.
Do you have a "belly"?:	Every woman does. Mine's usually not too bad (curses appendix); I like it when the little crease beneath it doesn't leave a shadow.
Do you have a tan?:	Not right now, lol . . .
-~-What's Better-~-
Back or Legs?:	In general, or on me? In general, back. Backs are easily to take care of; they don't get hairy-- or cellulite, lol . . . On me? Also back. I think my back has a nice curve to it (even if it's totally inflexible, lol . . . ).
Butt or Arms?:	Hard choice. In general, butts are more admired by society, but arms can be graceful, and they're not like inherently sexual. So, arms. However, on me, I like my ass. Though Danny professed a fondness for my elbow, I've gotten more compliments on my butt, and my arms really aren't graceful and curvy; they're straight and rather boring.
Chest or Thighs?:	In both ways, chest. Thighs are so hard to get right. Chests are just like-- these are nice, whatever size they are. Thighs get stretch marks and hairiness. Chests-- well, please tell me they don't O.o
Eyes or Hair?:	In both, eyes. Eyes are expressive. Hair changes much more, and can just be gross, sometimes; eyes don't get "gross."
-~-Details-~-
What's your hair color?:	Decently dark brown-- not so dark it's mistaken for black, and it's definitely got some reddishness in it (sorry, Danny, no blonde, lol), but it's darker than the "average" brown.
Have you ever dyed it? How many times?:	Nope.
Do you shave?:	I shave my legs, armpits, and pubic region (tmi?)-- daily. I'm compulsive.
How thick is your hair?:	Each individual strand is very thick (and fundamentally evil, to hear Keith tell it, lol). I've got a fair amount, too, but its slight wave and course texture are really what gives it its volume.
Is it long, short, or shoulder-length?:	Long, about mid-back. I haven't had it shorter than my shoulders since I was allowed to grow it out at about age 8 or 9.
Are your nails long? Real?:	No, I bite them. In fact, that's one of my resolutions for next year; I'm going to attempt to stop biting my nails O.o . . .
Do you have a big tongue?:	What? Weird question . . . No, it's rather sharp, and flat.
Any body piercings?:	Nope, none. I don't really want any piercings on myself. Piercings on other people are okay, EXCEPT pierced ears on guys. They can have it anywhere else (well, maybe not ANYWHERE, but the ear thing, it's just . . . shudder . . .
Any tattoos?:	Nope.
How does your voice sound?:	It's decent, for the most part, but I get annoyed with this one lispy edge and the whiney tone it gets, a fair amount. I'm getting more attached/used to/(grown into?) my singing voice, which appears to be alto/mezzo-ish.
Do you bite your lips?:	No.
What color are your nails?:	Naturally? Pretty pink-ish. I am just generally pink.
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Okay, so there's that ridiculous song by Petey Pablo (the one that also reminds me of Dr. Suess-- "do you want it on the bed, do you want it on the chair, do you want it over here, do you want it over there?") that gives the (what look like) measurements of his ideal woman: 24-34-46. That's got to be one crazy-looking woman. She's like a triangle . . . ? Perhaps it's really 34-24-46. Shoot, that's got to be fucking hard, I'm sorry-- you can't possibly have that much difference between your waist and hips; you'd look ridiculous and the slope would be so drastic you would die sledding on it O.o . . .

*I Believe (The Affirmation Survey - No Religion, Don't Worry!)*
Do you believe the sun should never set upon an argument?:	/-: I'm starting to wonder if some arguments are unsolvable. For practicality reasons, I have to say no.
Do you believe we place our happiness in other people's hands?:	I know I tend to. It's not really a good thing. I like to makes others happy and hope they strive to do the same for me; I don't want to leap out and take it myself /-:
Do you believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you?:	Junk food tastes good for historical biological reasons, and it's not all bad, as long as it's in moderation.
Do you believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do?:	Oh, certainly.
Do you believe that beauty magazines promote low self-esteem?:	I think it's like apples and oranges. Beauty magazines are selling art, not self-esteem, and we misread them. It's quite tragic.
Do you believe you're loved when you're completely by yourself alone?:	It depends on why I'm alone and what happened beforehand.
Do you believe in karma, what you give is what you get returned?:	For the most part, yes.
Do you believe you can't appreciate real love 'til you've been burned?:	No. Sure, the contrast helps, but it's not what defines it.
Do you believe the grass is no more greener on the other side?:	Isn't that what I'm supposed to think? In some cases it is, some cases it isn't.
Do you believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye?:	Heh, yes.
Do you believe you can't control or choose your sexuality?:	Most definitely. I'd be no more fulfilled experimenting with lesbianism as a full lesbian would be trying to be heterosexual.
Do you believe that trust is more important than monogamy?:	The one relies on the other.
Do you believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul?:	Yes. I hope people see that, too.
Do you believe family is worth more than money or gold?:	Mine is, at least.
Do you believe the struggle for financial freedom is unfair?:	(Huh?)
Do you believe the only ones who disagree are millionaires?:	( . . . )
Do you believe forgiveness is the key to your unhappiness?:	Unhappiness? I'm confused. Forgiving people makes me feel better, if that's what you mean.
Do you believe that wedded bliss negates the need to be undressed?:	It should be about feeling, not physicality, yes.
Do you believe that God does not endorse T.V evangelists?:	Lol . . . I can't say. I don't know what God says to them, but it's not the same thing to me :-P
Do you believe in love surviving death into eternity?:	Yeah; I'm a romantic :-P
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