ISTEP

[tabular_rasa]

I had a dream about standardized tests and woke up to find there was a group about the memory tests of ISTEP.

I think together, the 600 members of the group have fully regenerated the list from memory. Somebody should contact ISTEP, because I'm fairly certain having the entire thing public is illegal :-P

(For the record-- if you didn't have ISTEP, you probably had the Iowa Basic or the CTBS. Standardized tests administered in 3rd, 6th, and 9th grade? Yup . . . )

A lorkton is a saw. Remember, a lorkton is a saw.
A merim is a chicken. Remember, a merim is a chicken.

Oh, ISTEP, retarded little brother of the GQE and the SAT. You used to be fun until they stopped providing cookies and milk at the stopping points.

Comments

[gingitsune3.livejournal.com]

They dont have memory sections anymore.
And they do give cookies. Gosh.

[tabular-rasa.livejournal.com]

YOU GET COOKIES???

[gingitsune3.livejournal.com]

Yes. They were all wheeled around in a cart, and they were like, Famous Amos cookies.
And Mrs. Sheline remembers you.
She kept on calling me Amy when she gave me my test. And she said you were a VERY BRIGHT GIRL.

You need to like, I dunno. Write mom a big letter explaining everythin you have done so far. She and Dad keep on cornering me and asking me what you have been up to. And I am like, I DUNNO. I THINK SHE IS FINE.
But they are like, SHE MUST HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
SO LIKE, WRITE A LETTER DETAILING EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR LIFE AS OF NOW TO MOMMY OR ELSE SHE IS GOING TO READ YOUR JOURNAL OR SOMETHING.

[tabular-rasa.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, Mrs. Sheline administered my ISTEP, too. She said "GOOD MORNING" angrily to Nichole and Nichole didn't hear her and went, "What?" and Mrs. Sheline was like "I SAID GOOD MORNING!!!" and almost ate her face.

. . . and that was the day Roger told Joey she was in a *good* mood. "She probably got laid, last night, or something." O.o

Well, as you can see, I haven't even POSTED much in my journal. If she read it, nothing would happen . . .

. . . but I will write something. I guess. Though I do have TWO EXAMS coming up this week.

Also, your Mori no Ike stuff will not download. It is making me angry. It takes like three years (yes, even here), and then nothing even happens )-:

What kind of cookies do you like?

[gingitsune3.livejournal.com]

SOMEONE SET OUR SCHOOL ON FIRE DURING ISTEP.

I also asked Christina with a CH to do the music thing, because you were afraid of being ATTACKED BY I DONT KNOW WHO BUT SOMEONE WHO WOULD SAY HEY STOP DOWNLOADING.

I like the cookie kind of cookie. but I also like...ummm...M&M COOKIES YEAH!

[tabular-rasa.livejournal.com]

WHAT? How much?

Okay. So I'll just burn you a regular CD, then, lol . . .

Okay.

[gingitsune3.livejournal.com]

They just set the toilet on fire. Um, I just have images of people POOING FIRE. But I think it is more like they was smokin.

AH REGULAR CD.

[tarmetiel.livejournal.com]

That's SOOO not FAIR! The most I EVER got was a granola bar, and that was in 2nd GRADE!!!

*pout*

[tabular-rasa.livejournal.com]

We got cookies and milk/juice up until the end of elementary school. I'm sorry )-: at least you didn't have satellite cafeteria lunches . . . O.o . . .