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I did not sleep well at all last night--

. . . but all I did was think about Japanese, so I suppose that's okay, too . . . O.o . . .

( . . . and, Robert doesn't read this anymore-- does he?-- so I am safe to leave this uncut :-P but here's a warning for those of you who might know what's coming . . . )

. . . and, why on earth has my furry little problem struck again this month? I just got it two weeks ago! Both have been (or seem to be) very light-- so is that the compromise then, I get a heavy hell-of-a-one every month and a half, or a really light one once every half-month? Why can't I just be normal and get them normally once every month? Sheesh . . .

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[andhertartans.livejournal.com]

Changts: birth con-trol! Birth con-trol!

[tabular-rasa.livejournal.com]

But that's against the will of the Lord! I must suffer for some chick with bad taste (I bet that apple/pomegranate/fruit of wisdom was probably gross anyway . . . ha ha, maybe it was sour, so it could be sour grapes, lol . . . ) in food's mistakes!

Lol . . . I've talked with my mom about it. She doesn't seem to take me very seriously. I guess I'll have to go looking myself, or something, then-- but I want to do some research and talk to a professional about it, first, obviously . . .

[tarmetiel.livejournal.com]

you have to go to the vagina docter to get some though....

[tabular-rasa.livejournal.com]

Yes, a professional, lol . . .

:-S I don't want them poking around in me . . . I'm so tiny . . . I can't even fit tampons in . . . sex is going to hurt . . .

(Too much information, yeah, I know . . . but this is an old entry, now, so whoever reads it is just weird, anyway, lol . . . )

[tabular-rasa.livejournal.com]

*Abolishes four comments*