Quizzish

the Wit (56% dark, 39% spontaneous, 16% vulgar)

your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that 'the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 84% on dark You scored higher than 15% on spontaneous You scored higher than 5% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

The Expatriate Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 25% on brainwashworthy You scored higher than 20% on antitolerant You scored higher than 16% on patriotic

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

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Quizzish

the Wit (56% dark, 39% spontaneous, 16% vulgar)

your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that 'the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 84% on dark You scored higher than 15% on spontaneous You scored higher than 5% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

The Expatriate Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 25% on brainwashworthy You scored higher than 20% on antitolerant You scored higher than 16% on patriotic

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

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Fun Day and Awesome Parodies

Aww, too bad I didn't think to put my pictures from today up on Photobucket . . . we had some fun times, today, lol . . . Alice and Robert came up, and we went tubing (Alice was so light compared to me; the tube was so wobbly! Lol . . . ), and had virgin strawberry daiquiris (not Tory's recipe, though; just a mix . . . they were still good, though, lol . . . ), and swam around because it was just so hot. I found a ball in the lake; I saved it, lol . . . and I nearly drowned, I tired myself out so badly, lol . . .

Anyway, fun times . . .

Random thought: I like haiku. I like that they're brief, and I never can be . . . I appreciate their concise-ness. It's almost jealousy, mostly just . . . appreciation. I dunno . . . just a thought.

I gave Neil and his friend Calvin OWLs yesterday and today. I also Sorted them (and online, so it's not even biased, lol . . . ). Calvin was in Ravenclaw (like everyone else, lol . . . ), but Neil was in Slytherin. Go figure . . .

Tiffany's in Canada and Jessica's been eaten by Meijer, apparently . . . lol, I start to worry when she hasn't updated within like a week . . .

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Fun Day and Awesome Parodies

Aww, too bad I didn't think to put my pictures from today up on Photobucket . . . we had some fun times, today, lol . . . Alice and Robert came up, and we went tubing (Alice was so light compared to me; the tube was so wobbly! Lol . . . ), and had virgin strawberry daiquiris (not Tory's recipe, though; just a mix . . . they were still good, though, lol . . . ), and swam around because it was just so hot. I found a ball in the lake; I saved it, lol . . . and I nearly drowned, I tired myself out so badly, lol . . .

Anyway, fun times . . .

Random thought: I like haiku. I like that they're brief, and I never can be . . . I appreciate their concise-ness. It's almost jealousy, mostly just . . . appreciation. I dunno . . . just a thought.

I gave Neil and his friend Calvin OWLs yesterday and today. I also Sorted them (and online, so it's not even biased, lol . . . ). Calvin was in Ravenclaw (like everyone else, lol . . . ), but Neil was in Slytherin. Go figure . . .

Tiffany's in Canada and Jessica's been eaten by Meijer, apparently . . . lol, I start to worry when she hasn't updated within like a week . . .

( People Who Dislike My Parodies: Put This In Your Pipe And Smoke It! )