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The Redneck Survey
Things About You
What is your name?:	Amy.
How Old Are You:	18.
What State & City do u live in?:	Elkhart, IN, or St. Louis, MO.
Favorite Food?:	Corn on the cob (yeah, hick right there . . . ).
What Can Ya Do?
Can you fish:	Yes.
Hunt?:	Vaguely. I can fire a gun and work a bow, but I'm not so good at aiming and hitting. Plus, some are too heavy for me to lift.
Clean a Deer?:	No.
Clean a Fish?:	I watched my dad do it once, and wanted to through up. I can't look at something alive and then eat it.
Do you talk proper or hick?:	Mostly proper. I can impersonate a pretty good hick, though. I also say "melk."
Got a boyfriend/girlfriend?:	No. What does this have to do with hick-ish-ness? Shouldn't it be "Are you pregnant/Have you gotten anybody/somebody pregnant?"
How do you like your corn?:	On the cob, popped, or as meal in cornbread.
Have any vehicles that don't work:	My red jeep barely worked-- it stopped working once, lol . . .
Have chickens, or used to, if so for how long?:	Nope. I'd like to own a chicken, though. My sister is going to buy them for my children when I have them, when they are seven, lol . . .
Own a shotgun?:	My dad owns one (or more).
Know how to use it?:	I guess. I'm sure he's shown me how before.
Load it?:	Probably was shown how, too, but forget.
Got any teeth?:	Yes, and they are even, thank you very much. I wear my retainer every night, lol . . .
Random
Are you in love:	Sure.
Do you own a tractor:	No.
Do you like mud:	Yes. I used to love to make mud pies and mud sculptures.
Favorite animal:	Bunnies, cats, and penguins.
know how to worm an animal:	No.
are your teethe straight, if any?:	Yes, as I said above.
Know any truck drivers?:	I think so.
have a pair of overhauls, or ever had any?:	Do you mean overalls? I used to, but not now.
Did you wear em':	No; they don't fit, anymore.
Do you go to Hillbilly Days in Pikeville Yearly?:	Nope.
Do you love your redneck self?:	Yes.
Do you say Thaink, instead of Think?:	No, but my roommate does O.o
Do you like moonshine?:	Never tried it.
Last time you bathed?:	Last night. Though, technically, not since last year-- I've only SHOWERED, lol . . .
okay, I'm a redneck myself, and I know most of em' around here bath daily!
going on... have deer meat in your freezer:	I don't think so, but we might. We do have pheasant and wild turkey meat.
have a deer head mounted on your wall?:	IT'S AN ANTELOPE!!! In my dad's office, yes ^_^
have had more than 1 of those singing fish that go on the wall?:	OMG NO!!! BUT SOMEDAY I SHALL PROCURE ONE SO THAT KEITH MAY HAVE A BILLY BASS RAVE PARTY!!!
the deer?:	Nope.
turkey?:	Nope.
any other one's I don't know about?:	Our antelope sings. No, actually, it doesn't . . .
That was awful fun, if you answered at least 30 with a yes or somthing like:	???
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basics
name:	Amy.
gender:	Female.
hair color:	Dark-ish brown.
eye color:	Changeable: blue, green, grey, hazel.
shoe size:	7-7 1/2.
what u want in a "mate"...choose one
guy/girl:	Guy.
tall/short:	Taller, at least the same height as me or taller.
goofy/serious:	Able to be both. Make me laugh, but don't be a jerk when I'm upset.
loud/quiet:	More quiet-- I'm loud enough for the both of us. We'd overwhelm each other.
black/white:	I don't really care. How about Asian/half-Asian, or Hispanic, or Native American, or mixed?
hot/average:	I would like an ugly man. What kind of dumb question is this? We all want a Brad Pitt or a Johnny Depp, but we look deeper and they become hot to us through our love for them!
sensitive/tough guy:	Sensitive for the most part, but it's adorable for someone to be sensitive to me and tough to the outside world ^_^
brown hair/blonde:	No preference, really, but I tend to find dark hair more attractive.
prude/fast:	I don't want them to be so experienced they laugh at my inexperience-- but it doesn't matter, as long as they don't make me feel uncomfortable (which, if I liked them, would be that likely, I'm guessing)
Friends
best:	Oh, God . . . I don't tend to rank my friends.
meanest:	I don't tend to remain friends with mean people.
the one u have but never really talk to:	A lot of my friends who aren't at school with me I don't talk to a ton with, but I'm okay with that. As long as we're okay when we meet up again, it's okay ^_^
loudest:	Me! Lol . . .
shyest:
the one u kno u can always talk to:	Lisa, Tiffany, and Kristina. I'm sure I could talk to plenty of the rest of you, but for the most part they're both available and good at letting me bounce ideas off them, which is what I need most of the time when I need someone to talk to
crazyest:	Me?
weirdest:	Me?
the one that no one gets:	Nichole, I still don't have you mostly figured out. Alice, sometimes you're inexplicable, too.
long distance:	Um . . . just about everyone?
the one ur losing:	Hopefully no one. *Cries at thought.*
one youve lost:	*Bitter* Actually, most have come back to me ^_^ but there still are an odd few . . .
old bestfriend that u hate now:	No one, actually. I think I've made amends with most-- even Lindsey, lol . . .
the slut:	Uhh . . .
the prep:	I dunno . . .
the brain:	Hi. I go to Wash U. We're all nerds here.
the anorexic:	Ha ha, Patricia and Keith! Both of you!
the sporty one:	Patricia runs a lot . . . ?
the punk:	I don't think much of anyone, actually . . .
the expeirenced:	Experienced as in what way?
the shorty:	Patricia or Kristina, I guess . . .
the giant:	Michael or Jamien, lol . . .
the bad dresser:	Me!
the good dresser:	I dunno . . . most of my friends have a pretty decent sense of style.
the one u pretend to like cause every1 does but u both really hate eachothe:	That's terrible!
the one everyone hates but u:	Oh dear. I've had quite a list of those in the past, but, oddly, none of them really wanted to continue it.
ur group:	I have too many, at this point.
friends not in ur group:	You're in one group, or another . . . I mean, the Wash U kids aren't really in my high school group, and vise-versa . . .
stupidest:	???
lazyest:	Keith or Tiffany, probably. Maybe Nichole, too-- but they're all self-proclaimed, lol . . . and that's not even all the time, either.
boy/girl friend
have one:	No.
if soo name...:	Bite me.
do u rele like em:	. . .
u think they like u:	. . .
have u done anything yet:	. . .
if not do u want one:	No, I'd like to stay single forever! *Sigh* Of course, but sometimes I wonder if maybe time is better spent being a good all-around person. *Sigh.*
what turns u on:	Sense of humor, sensitivity.
what turns u off:	Obnoxious jerks. Lude comments. People expecting certain reactions I'm not going to give them, and then using me as the butt of their jokes when I don't.
what do u look for:	Someone I can talk to, both seriously and humorously.
do u like anyone:	Sure.
name?:
did u tell them:
have u...
three some:	No.
made out:	No.
kissed oppisite sex:	Yes.
played seven min. in heaven:	No.
spin the bottle:	No.
not showered for a week:	No.
picked nose:	Yes.
peed in a pool:	Yes.
wet ur pants in school:	No.
got suspended:	No.
not washed ur hair for a week:	No.
gone to the zoo:	Yes.
done stuff on a bus:	No . . .
kissed a random person:	No.
started talking to someone random:	Yes.
fallen down stairs in public:	Yes.
gone the wrong way on an escalator:	Yes.
walked into a wall:	Yes.
tryed to push something and then flew backwards:	Yes.
ate lunch in the bathroom:	Yes.
ate lunchalone in public:	Yes-- people do that a lot, here, actually; it's quite comforting.
sang in public:	Yes.
danced in public:	Yes.
steaked:	No.
won some kid of food eating contest:	No.
gotten pulled into a conga line:	Yes.
said da bomb:	Yes.
pulled someones hair in a fight:	HA HA! When Patricia and I filmed our Good Bond Girl vs. Bad Bond Girl fight, lol . . .
tackeled someone:	Yes.
had a crush on a teacher:	Didn't everyone think Mr. Fiene from Health class in middle school was hot?
thought u liked someone of the same sex:	Considered it, but it really didn't work.
gotten grounded:	No.
got arestted:	No.
stole:	Not intentionally, and nothing big (think, like: Pen from the doctor's office, or Neil's Halloween candy when I thought it was my bag, lol . . . ).
prank called:	No.
been to disney:	Yes-- and, actually, just at the beginning of this year . . .
been out of the country:	Yes.
played with urself:	Um . . . sure? What kind of play are you talking about?
had to play by urself:	Yes.
been sa lonner:	Hell yes.
fallen on ur head:	Sure.
are u...
fat:	No.
skinny:	Not particularly. I'm a good size, though.
average:	Average, erring on the side of skinny, I guess.
blonde:	No.
brown:	Am I brown, or do you mean my hair? My hair is brown; I am pink. Not white. Pink. I am like a Valentine's lobster after a bath.
red:	No, pink!
girl:	Yes.
boy:	No.
both:	No.
popular:	No, but I've never wanted to be.
geek:	Yes, and proud of it.
brain:	Yes, but it's more subtle in Wash U, now, lol . . .
loner:	Used to be, but now desperately seeking not be so any longer . . .
slut:
bitch:	No. I think I'm anything but a bitch, hopefully.
nice:	I think so, and I've been told so. I do try.
prude:	I don't really know. I certainly used to be, but now it's not so much of my own accord. People just assume since I'm inexperienced I'm a prude, and so I don't get any experience, and so the vicious, endless cycle continues . . .
stupid:	I don't think so . . .
frights
spiders:	Nope. I don't want to kill them, or even touch them, really-- but I'm not scared of them.
dark:	No.
people:	Sometimes, when my introversion kicks in hardcore and a panic. I certainly do fear people that I do not know.
air:	What? No . . .
germs:	Yes! I avoid sick people like the plague(lol)!
making decions:	Oftentimes. I don't like to make them, particularly the little ones, oddly enough. Big things I can cope with, often, lol . . .
making out:	Maybe a little bit, but don't we all fear the unknown? It's more anticipation.
men:	No.
tissues:	Used ones are gross, but not really that scary.
toilets:	No, toilets are my homies. I would die without them. They save my life, like Port-a-Pit Chicken did, once.
mom:	No . . . my mother and I get along quite well, thank you.
dad:	He confuses me sometimes, and I can't talk to him as well as I can my mother, but he certainly doesn't SCARE me!
feet:	OMG YES!!! EWWWWWWW!!!
parks:	. . . no . . . ??? Wait-- the male bathrooms on Forest Park. You don't want to go in there, or so I've read, lol . . .
roads:	Highways, yes.
cars:	Sort of, but not really. I really don't like driving. Driver's Ed actually scarred me for life, lol . . .
daytime:	Um, no . . .
outside:	No . . .
school:	No!
buildings:	No . . .
escalators:	No!
height:	Not really.
animals:	No, unless they're growling at me. Then it's just naturally to be at least just the ever-so-slightly bit much . . .
babys:	No, lol . . .
kids:	No.
hair:	No. I couldn't possibly be afraid of it; I have too much. It scares Keith though, lol . . .
washer machines:	(Washer machines?) I'm not scared of WASHING MACHINES, thank you . . .
anything???:	Yes: tornados, atomic bombs, religious fanatics, highway driving/merging (I already said this, but I had to add it to avoid my last fear), and the number four.
things u dont want ppl to kno
have u wiped ur nose on something thats not supposed to be used like that:	Yes.
what u do in ur spare time:	This is a secret? Just read my journal. What am I supposed to say? Cut? Masterbate?
when/who
first kiss:	January 11th, 2006, Michael.
first boyfriend:	Did that count, Michael?
first crush:	I was going to marry my best friend
first love:	I don't really understand love.
first makeout party:	I've got one planned for September of this year . . . ?
whhich one
blue/pink:	Both-- blue for my eyes, pink for my skin, lol . . .
big/small:	BIG!
tape/glue:	Tape. I like to suck on tape, sometimes, actually. This should go under the "things I don't want you to know" section, lol . . .
city/town:	Town. Keep it small, but maybe not as small as Elkhart.
movies/mall:	Movies.
comedy/thriller:	It depends on my mood.
cartoon/mystory:	Once again, it depends on my mood.
tv/rasdio:	It depends on what/if I want to do at the same time.
magazine/book:	Book.
dishes/laundry:	Laundry.
wood floor/rug:	Rug.
hair up/hair down:	It depends on my mood.
straight/curly:	It depends on my mood.
winter/summer:	Both, for different reasons.
spring/fall:	Mostly spring, but I like fall more now that I don't have to rake leaves, lol . . .
elementry/middle school:	ELEMENTARY!!!
guy friends/girl friends:	Both.
this survey/nothing:	Your mom.
bikini/one peice:	Bikini.
flowers/stripes:	Depends on the pattern of each.
lunch/breakfast:	Breakfast, but eat it for lunch :-P
night/day:	Either, depends on what I'm planning on doing.
night out/night in:	It depends on my mood.
pizza/cake:	Cake.
ice cream cake/ confetti cake:	Confetti cake, but I do love ice cream cake, so, too . . .
watermelons/kiwi:	OMG HARD QUESTION!!! IT'S ACTUALLY TWO TYPES OF FRUIT THAT I LIKE!!! O.o
orange juice/milk:	Milk. Milk is the sh*t.
me/bob marley:	You and Bob Marley and the Port-a-Pit Chicken chicken in a threesome. Right now. On the floor.
random
do u think ur hot:	Sometimes.
do u think ur popular:	No.
do u think ur prude:	I know I'm not, but people think I am, and so I can't break out of it.
do u thik guys want u:	Maybe. I can never tell.
do u think ur fat:	No, but I like to be very careful about my weight.
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Comments

[thumb-stump.livejournal.com]

you're silly. yay!

also, the grammar used in the survey tends to piss me off.

when's your spring break?

[mona-lisa-73.livejournal.com]

So many surveys . . .

Are you really that bored without me?

I like to think so.

"Line 4"