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The Redneck Survey
Things About You
What is your name?:	Amy.
How Old Are You:	18.
What State & City do u live in?:	Elkhart, IN, or St. Louis, MO.
Favorite Food?:	Corn on the cob (yeah, hick right there . . . ).
What Can Ya Do?
Can you fish:	Yes.
Hunt?:	Vaguely. I can fire a gun and work a bow, but I'm not so good at aiming and hitting. Plus, some are too heavy for me to lift.
Clean a Deer?:	No.
Clean a Fish?:	I watched my dad do it once, and wanted to through up. I can't look at something alive and then eat it.
Do you talk proper or hick?:	Mostly proper. I can impersonate a pretty good hick, though. I also say "melk."
Got a boyfriend/girlfriend?:	No. What does this have to do with hick-ish-ness? Shouldn't it be "Are you pregnant/Have you gotten anybody/somebody pregnant?"
How do you like your corn?:	On the cob, popped, or as meal in cornbread.
Have any vehicles that don't work:	My red jeep barely worked-- it stopped working once, lol . . .
Have chickens, or used to, if so for how long?:	Nope. I'd like to own a chicken, though. My sister is going to buy them for my children when I have them, when they are seven, lol . . .
Own a shotgun?:	My dad owns one (or more).
Know how to use it?:	I guess. I'm sure he's shown me how before.
Load it?:	Probably was shown how, too, but forget.
Got any teeth?:	Yes, and they are even, thank you very much. I wear my retainer every night, lol . . .
Random
Are you in love:	Sure.
Do you own a tractor:	No.
Do you like mud:	Yes. I used to love to make mud pies and mud sculptures.
Favorite animal:	Bunnies, cats, and penguins.
know how to worm an animal:	No.
are your teethe straight, if any?:	Yes, as I said above.
Know any truck drivers?:	I think so.
have a pair of overhauls, or ever had any?:	Do you mean overalls? I used to, but not now.
Did you wear em':	No; they don't fit, anymore.
Do you go to Hillbilly Days in Pikeville Yearly?:	Nope.
Do you love your redneck self?:	Yes.
Do you say Thaink, instead of Think?:	No, but my roommate does O.o
Do you like moonshine?:	Never tried it.
Last time you bathed?:	Last night. Though, technically, not since last year-- I've only SHOWERED, lol . . .
okay, I'm a redneck myself, and I know most of em' around here bath daily!
going on... have deer meat in your freezer:	I don't think so, but we might. We do have pheasant and wild turkey meat.
have a deer head mounted on your wall?:	IT'S AN ANTELOPE!!! In my dad's office, yes ^_^
have had more than 1 of those singing fish that go on the wall?:	OMG NO!!! BUT SOMEDAY I SHALL PROCURE ONE SO THAT KEITH MAY HAVE A BILLY BASS RAVE PARTY!!!
the deer?:	Nope.
turkey?:	Nope.
any other one's I don't know about?:	Our antelope sings. No, actually, it doesn't . . .
That was awful fun, if you answered at least 30 with a yes or somthing like:	???
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a 12351234852141 questions!
basics
name:	Amy.
gender:	Female.
hair color:	Dark-ish brown.
eye color:	Changeable: blue, green, grey, hazel.
shoe size:	7-7 1/2.
what u want in a "mate"...choose one
guy/girl:	Guy.
tall/short:	Taller, at least the same height as me or taller.
goofy/serious:	Able to be both. Make me laugh, but don't be a jerk when I'm upset.
loud/quiet:	More quiet-- I'm loud enough for the both of us. We'd overwhelm each other.
black/white:	I don't really care. How about Asian/half-Asian, or Hispanic, or Native American, or mixed?
hot/average:	I would like an ugly man. What kind of dumb question is this? We all want a Brad Pitt or a Johnny Depp, but we look deeper and they become hot to us through our love for them!
sensitive/tough guy:	Sensitive for the most part, but it's adorable for someone to be sensitive to me and tough to the outside world ^_^
brown hair/blonde:	No preference, really, but I tend to find dark hair more attractive.
prude/fast:	I don't want them to be so experienced they laugh at my inexperience-- but it doesn't matter, as long as they don't make me feel uncomfortable (which, if I liked them, would be that likely, I'm guessing)
Friends
best:	Oh, God . . . I don't tend to rank my friends.
meanest:	I don't tend to remain friends with mean people.
the one u have but never really talk to:	A lot of my friends who aren't at school with me I don't talk to a ton with, but I'm okay with that. As long as we're okay when we meet up again, it's okay ^_^
loudest:	Me! Lol . . .
shyest:
the one u kno u can always talk to:	Lisa, Tiffany, and Kristina. I'm sure I could talk to plenty of the rest of you, but for the most part they're both available and good at letting me bounce ideas off them, which is what I need most of the time when I need someone to talk to
crazyest:	Me?
weirdest:	Me?
the one that no one gets:	Nichole, I still don't have you mostly figured out. Alice, sometimes you're inexplicable, too.
long distance:	Um . . . just about everyone?
the one ur losing:	Hopefully no one. *Cries at thought.*
one youve lost:	*Bitter* Actually, most have come back to me ^_^ but there still are an odd few . . .
old bestfriend that u hate now:	No one, actually. I think I've made amends with most-- even Lindsey, lol . . .
the slut:	Uhh . . .
the prep:	I dunno . . .
the brain:	Hi. I go to Wash U. We're all nerds here.
the anorexic:	Ha ha, Patricia and Keith! Both of you!
the sporty one:	Patricia runs a lot . . . ?
the punk:	I don't think much of anyone, actually . . .
the expeirenced:	Experienced as in what way?
the shorty:	Patricia or Kristina, I guess . . .
the giant:	Michael or Jamien, lol . . .
the bad dresser:	Me!
the good dresser:	I dunno . . . most of my friends have a pretty decent sense of style.
the one u pretend to like cause every1 does but u both really hate eachothe:	That's terrible!
the one everyone hates but u:	Oh dear. I've had quite a list of those in the past, but, oddly, none of them really wanted to continue it.
ur group:	I have too many, at this point.
friends not in ur group:	You're in one group, or another . . . I mean, the Wash U kids aren't really in my high school group, and vise-versa . . .
stupidest:	???
lazyest:	Keith or Tiffany, probably. Maybe Nichole, too-- but they're all self-proclaimed, lol . . . and that's not even all the time, either.
boy/girl friend
have one:	No.
if soo name...:	Bite me.
do u rele like em:	. . .
u think they like u:	. . .
have u done anything yet:	. . .
if not do u want one:	No, I'd like to stay single forever! *Sigh* Of course, but sometimes I wonder if maybe time is better spent being a good all-around person. *Sigh.*
what turns u on:	Sense of humor, sensitivity.
what turns u off:	Obnoxious jerks. Lude comments. People expecting certain reactions I'm not going to give them, and then using me as the butt of their jokes when I don't.
what do u look for:	Someone I can talk to, both seriously and humorously.
do u like anyone:	Sure.
name?:
did u tell them:
have u...
three some:	No.
made out:	No.
kissed oppisite sex:	Yes.
played seven min. in heaven:	No.
spin the bottle:	No.
not showered for a week:	No.
picked nose:	Yes.
peed in a pool:	Yes.
wet ur pants in school:	No.
got suspended:	No.
not washed ur hair for a week:	No.
gone to the zoo:	Yes.
done stuff on a bus:	No . . .
kissed a random person:	No.
started talking to someone random:	Yes.
fallen down stairs in public:	Yes.
gone the wrong way on an escalator:	Yes.
walked into a wall:	Yes.
tryed to push something and then flew backwards:	Yes.
ate lunch in the bathroom:	Yes.
ate lunchalone in public:	Yes-- people do that a lot, here, actually; it's quite comforting.
sang in public:	Yes.
danced in public:	Yes.
steaked:	No.
won some kid of food eating contest:	No.
gotten pulled into a conga line:	Yes.
said da bomb:	Yes.
pulled someones hair in a fight:	HA HA! When Patricia and I filmed our Good Bond Girl vs. Bad Bond Girl fight, lol . . .
tackeled someone:	Yes.
had a crush on a teacher:	Didn't everyone think Mr. Fiene from Health class in middle school was hot?
thought u liked someone of the same sex:	Considered it, but it really didn't work.
gotten grounded:	No.
got arestted:	No.
stole:	Not intentionally, and nothing big (think, like: Pen from the doctor's office, or Neil's Halloween candy when I thought it was my bag, lol . . . ).
prank called:	No.
been to disney:	Yes-- and, actually, just at the beginning of this year . . .
been out of the country:	Yes.
played with urself:	Um . . . sure? What kind of play are you talking about?
had to play by urself:	Yes.
been sa lonner:	Hell yes.
fallen on ur head:	Sure.
are u...
fat:	No.
skinny:	Not particularly. I'm a good size, though.
average:	Average, erring on the side of skinny, I guess.
blonde:	No.
brown:	Am I brown, or do you mean my hair? My hair is brown; I am pink. Not white. Pink. I am like a Valentine's lobster after a bath.
red:	No, pink!
girl:	Yes.
boy:	No.
both:	No.
popular:	No, but I've never wanted to be.
geek:	Yes, and proud of it.
brain:	Yes, but it's more subtle in Wash U, now, lol . . .
loner:	Used to be, but now desperately seeking not be so any longer . . .
slut:
bitch:	No. I think I'm anything but a bitch, hopefully.
nice:	I think so, and I've been told so. I do try.
prude:	I don't really know. I certainly used to be, but now it's not so much of my own accord. People just assume since I'm inexperienced I'm a prude, and so I don't get any experience, and so the vicious, endless cycle continues . . .
stupid:	I don't think so . . .
frights
spiders:	Nope. I don't want to kill them, or even touch them, really-- but I'm not scared of them.
dark:	No.
people:	Sometimes, when my introversion kicks in hardcore and a panic. I certainly do fear people that I do not know.
air:	What? No . . .
germs:	Yes! I avoid sick people like the plague(lol)!
making decions:	Oftentimes. I don't like to make them, particularly the little ones, oddly enough. Big things I can cope with, often, lol . . .
making out:	Maybe a little bit, but don't we all fear the unknown? It's more anticipation.
men:	No.
tissues:	Used ones are gross, but not really that scary.
toilets:	No, toilets are my homies. I would die without them. They save my life, like Port-a-Pit Chicken did, once.
mom:	No . . . my mother and I get along quite well, thank you.
dad:	He confuses me sometimes, and I can't talk to him as well as I can my mother, but he certainly doesn't SCARE me!
feet:	OMG YES!!! EWWWWWWW!!!
parks:	. . . no . . . ??? Wait-- the male bathrooms on Forest Park. You don't want to go in there, or so I've read, lol . . .
roads:	Highways, yes.
cars:	Sort of, but not really. I really don't like driving. Driver's Ed actually scarred me for life, lol . . .
daytime:	Um, no . . .
outside:	No . . .
school:	No!
buildings:	No . . .
escalators:	No!
height:	Not really.
animals:	No, unless they're growling at me. Then it's just naturally to be at least just the ever-so-slightly bit much . . .
babys:	No, lol . . .
kids:	No.
hair:	No. I couldn't possibly be afraid of it; I have too much. It scares Keith though, lol . . .
washer machines:	(Washer machines?) I'm not scared of WASHING MACHINES, thank you . . .
anything???:	Yes: tornados, atomic bombs, religious fanatics, highway driving/merging (I already said this, but I had to add it to avoid my last fear), and the number four.
things u dont want ppl to kno
have u wiped ur nose on something thats not supposed to be used like that:	Yes.
what u do in ur spare time:	This is a secret? Just read my journal. What am I supposed to say? Cut? Masterbate?
when/who
first kiss:	January 11th, 2006, Michael.
first boyfriend:	Did that count, Michael?
first crush:	I was going to marry my best friend
first love:	I don't really understand love.
first makeout party:	I've got one planned for September of this year . . . ?
whhich one
blue/pink:	Both-- blue for my eyes, pink for my skin, lol . . .
big/small:	BIG!
tape/glue:	Tape. I like to suck on tape, sometimes, actually. This should go under the "things I don't want you to know" section, lol . . .
city/town:	Town. Keep it small, but maybe not as small as Elkhart.
movies/mall:	Movies.
comedy/thriller:	It depends on my mood.
cartoon/mystory:	Once again, it depends on my mood.
tv/rasdio:	It depends on what/if I want to do at the same time.
magazine/book:	Book.
dishes/laundry:	Laundry.
wood floor/rug:	Rug.
hair up/hair down:	It depends on my mood.
straight/curly:	It depends on my mood.
winter/summer:	Both, for different reasons.
spring/fall:	Mostly spring, but I like fall more now that I don't have to rake leaves, lol . . .
elementry/middle school:	ELEMENTARY!!!
guy friends/girl friends:	Both.
this survey/nothing:	Your mom.
bikini/one peice:	Bikini.
flowers/stripes:	Depends on the pattern of each.
lunch/breakfast:	Breakfast, but eat it for lunch :-P
night/day:	Either, depends on what I'm planning on doing.
night out/night in:	It depends on my mood.
pizza/cake:	Cake.
ice cream cake/ confetti cake:	Confetti cake, but I do love ice cream cake, so, too . . .
watermelons/kiwi:	OMG HARD QUESTION!!! IT'S ACTUALLY TWO TYPES OF FRUIT THAT I LIKE!!! O.o
orange juice/milk:	Milk. Milk is the sh*t.
me/bob marley:	You and Bob Marley and the Port-a-Pit Chicken chicken in a threesome. Right now. On the floor.
random
do u think ur hot:	Sometimes.
do u think ur popular:	No.
do u think ur prude:	I know I'm not, but people think I am, and so I can't break out of it.
do u thik guys want u:	Maybe. I can never tell.
do u think ur fat:	No, but I like to be very careful about my weight.
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Comments

[thumb-stump.livejournal.com]

you're silly. yay!

also, the grammar used in the survey tends to piss me off.

when's your spring break?

[tabular-rasa.livejournal.com]

Heehee . . .

The grammar used in the survey, or the grammar used in my answers to the survey questions?

It starts on the 11th and goes until the . . . 19th?

[mona-lisa-73.livejournal.com]

So many surveys . . .

Are you really that bored without me?

I like to think so.

"Line 4"

[tabular-rasa.livejournal.com]

Grr . . .

Hey, I think we have a room next year. Like . . . as in . . . the one we want . . . second (sub-free) floor of Shepley . . . or, if Owen and Andy take it (they're the only ones who want that sort of room above us on the list) the one the floor below it, which would be on the same floor as Keith, Henry, and Anu.

[tabular-rasa.livejournal.com]

. . . and, yes, we are bored. You should have seen us tonight. It was pathetic. We almost tried to find something to do, but then we got so bored being bored that we all just went to bed. It was sad . . .