Bunnies and Doggies and History, Oh My!
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tabular_rasaThere is a bunny in my yard.
*Sings about the bunny to the tune of "Castle on a Cloud."
Mom is sad because we can't have macaroni and cheese, which we always eat when Dad isn't here because he hates it.
Go visit this:
http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/sexy.swf
It's very scary. Snape . . . is too sexy . . . and that's scary.
I went to visit Nichole and brought her the O Brother, Where Art Thou? soundtrack because she loves it, and we danced around to it. Then her dog tried to rape me (again). I was his first love, and he just won't get over me . . . so Kristina and Nichole had to pile pillows on top of me so that he couldn't get to me. He likes to hump people's legs . . . and latch on to you so you can never get away. It sort of reminds me of that disturbing story I read on Fanfiction.net where Sirius (in dog form) started humping Snape's leg . . .
Golly gee willikers.
'40s phrases are so fun . . . and stupid. Yet I am rather fond of them. Nichole is, too.
I didn't qualify for National Merit any further. Blehhh . . .
Oh well. Eat my 800. Eat the whole 1470. Eat it now. MUHAHA!
We have to write an essay about Othello. That shouldn't be too hard. I just can't tell which question I want to get rid of first.
You know, I really ought to read the Bible like an allegory (like I do Harry Potter, lol . . . )-- because it really works (it's not just BASED on it, it IS it, lol . . . ). World History is suprisingly shattering of faith, lol . . . like today Mr. Johnson went through and explained exactly when various points of the Hebrew religions came about, like Judgement Day and the concept of the Apocalypse and the final battle of good vs. evil, as Zorasterianism (or something like that), a little sect in Mesopotamia. It's not like the book like popped out of the sky, lol . . . though I hadn't really expected that. Also apparently Moses didn't write the books he supposedly wrote, but I always had kinda figured that, too . . . since they were in third person and, well, Moses doesn't strike me as the vain type of guy that would do that. Reading the Bible as history at the same time as faith and usual Bible-ness makes it really interesting-- after all, apparently it still stands to this day as the most accurate account of early Hebrew civilization.
*Sings about the bunny to the tune of "Castle on a Cloud."
Mom is sad because we can't have macaroni and cheese, which we always eat when Dad isn't here because he hates it.
Go visit this:
http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/sexy.swf
It's very scary. Snape . . . is too sexy . . . and that's scary.
I went to visit Nichole and brought her the O Brother, Where Art Thou? soundtrack because she loves it, and we danced around to it. Then her dog tried to rape me (again). I was his first love, and he just won't get over me . . . so Kristina and Nichole had to pile pillows on top of me so that he couldn't get to me. He likes to hump people's legs . . . and latch on to you so you can never get away. It sort of reminds me of that disturbing story I read on Fanfiction.net where Sirius (in dog form) started humping Snape's leg . . .
Golly gee willikers.
'40s phrases are so fun . . . and stupid. Yet I am rather fond of them. Nichole is, too.
I didn't qualify for National Merit any further. Blehhh . . .
Oh well. Eat my 800. Eat the whole 1470. Eat it now. MUHAHA!
We have to write an essay about Othello. That shouldn't be too hard. I just can't tell which question I want to get rid of first.
You know, I really ought to read the Bible like an allegory (like I do Harry Potter, lol . . . )-- because it really works (it's not just BASED on it, it IS it, lol . . . ). World History is suprisingly shattering of faith, lol . . . like today Mr. Johnson went through and explained exactly when various points of the Hebrew religions came about, like Judgement Day and the concept of the Apocalypse and the final battle of good vs. evil, as Zorasterianism (or something like that), a little sect in Mesopotamia. It's not like the book like popped out of the sky, lol . . . though I hadn't really expected that. Also apparently Moses didn't write the books he supposedly wrote, but I always had kinda figured that, too . . . since they were in third person and, well, Moses doesn't strike me as the vain type of guy that would do that. Reading the Bible as history at the same time as faith and usual Bible-ness makes it really interesting-- after all, apparently it still stands to this day as the most accurate account of early Hebrew civilization.
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Date: 2004-09-03 07:36 pm (UTC)Though we do all stem from the same Hebrew tradition. I mean, we both (PLUS the Jews) have the same first five books of the Bible/Torah/Koran (that apparently weren't written by Moses?), plus the Old Testament for all of us, too. We all believe in one God, who has basically the same rules. We all care for our families and have similar goals and almost identical values.
Most importantly, we all get crazy in defense of this God, even though He's all like, "Dude, stop killing each other!" (only less druggy), and defend violent actions as martyrdom and crusade.
Sheesh. Sure, I can defend ANY act of violence. I can. You've seen me. Yet HELLO . . . just because it can be defended doesn't mean it's right.
People that kill people bother me.
You can make anything sound right, you know. I've proved it. I argue it all the time. That doesn't MAKE it right. It makes it right in your head. YOUR HEAD.
Hence, you're crazy . . .
Heeheehee . . .
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Date: 2004-09-03 07:36 pm (UTC)I think I need a popcorn cake.