Sredni Vashtar and the Immaculately Conceived Miscarriage

[tabular_rasa]

Sredni Vashtar is a vastly amusing story. I think Tory would really like it . . . I will make her read it. I also think she would quite enjoy drawing a little picture of the pale British boy stroking his ferret maniacally . . .

"Do one thing for me, Sredni Vashtar . . . "

Don't read this next paragraph; it's gross.

I am having an immaculately conceived miscarriage-- God decided at the last minute he didn't want me as the virgin to carry his child for the second coming and so now he's getting rid of it. My period is coming out in chunks and it's painful and positively DISGUSTING. Blecch . . . worst cramps ever. These are big chunks, too, like pieces of my freaking uterus. I don't know why I bother to type this in here, and I hope to dear God you spared yourself having to read that.

Okay, you're good now, from here on out.

I wonder if Nichole is out of the hospital yet.

I need a good, romantic, minor piece on the Group I list to play for Contest . . .

I have a lot of World History homework to do.I don't want to read Chapter 3 for Economics. Why are we reading so fast in there?

I'm sort of inspired to write my story, but I bet you I won't.

I want to start over at the very beginning and edit again. I have some more new angles I need to put in there . . . God, I was the Queen of Fluff-o-matic back when I started in 9th grade . . .

It's been almost three years. On the tenth; that's the anniversary.

I love the New World Symphony. I love it a lot.

I want that movie from Laura. I need to figure out how to copy it.

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Random Quiz Result

[tabular-rasa.livejournal.com]

I didn't feel like logging in and editing . . .

Clio the "Proclaimer" is the muse of
history and is often seen sitting with a
scroll. She has been credited with introducing
the Phoenician alphabet into Greece. Clio had
teased Aphrodite's love of Adonis, and in
consequence of her wrath, Clio fell in love
with Pierius, the son of Magnes and the king of
Macedonia. By Pierus, she bore Hyacinth, who
was loved and accidently killed by Apollo.


Which Greek Muse Are You?
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[defiant1.livejournal.com]

Sorry bout your... uh... monthliness... mine's wicked-bad too... like woah. and I can't take any more quizzes... cause it won't let me... so sad. mer.

but I want to be the goddess of the hunt... the chick with the owl?... yeah. her.

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[defiant1.livejournal.com]

you know, if people didn't know that I am a girl playing a guy character, that last entry would read really weirdly.......

sorry... just noticed that...

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[darklaughter.livejournal.com]

No . . . no . . . we all really thought I knew Johnny Depp who is apparently having an identity crisis as Sirius Black . . .

Me . . . I am just momentarily Bellatrix . . . yo.

Is it just me or do the majority of girls seem to get it around full moon? All three girls in my Econ class . . . and the other werewolf of my house *cough* . . .

*Moves away from the subject.*

You mean Athena? Or Artemis? Artemis is the virginal tomboy hunt one, and Athena is the one of wisdom with the owl . . .

But these are Muses. They are the minor goddesses of the arts: Astronomy (Urania), History (Clio), Epic Poetry (Calliope-- love that name), Hymns (Polyhymnia), Tragedy (Euterpe-- I think . . . ), Comedy (Thalia) . . . and other stuff. I forget the rest. Eh. I had to have them memorized back in 6th grade sometime.