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This is my official Harry Potter theories page. This way, I can point out what I thought, and, if I'm right, I can prove I knew it way in advance, lol . . .

Also, it's just fun to discuss! We've all got a little over 24 hours left to banter back and forth before the books come out (and, beleive me, I spent a lot of yesterday bantering with Kristina and this afternoon bantering with Tiffany).

Oh, *sigh,* what will we do when we have no further books to theorize over?

THEORIES FOR BOOK 6:
Sirius Black is dead
(sorry, but . . . yeah . . . I mean, geez, it’s not like I WANT him dead!!!).
The Half-Blood Prince is Albus Dumbledore or Rubeus Hagrid (predicted in that order, lol . . . ). She said it wasn’t Harry Potter or Lord Voldemort. It cannot be Neville Longbottom or Ron Weasley, because they are purebloods, and it cannot be Nymphodora Tonks (Half-Blood Princess???) because she is a girl. Everyone else seems too trivial of a role to be important, but, then again, Cedric Diggory was just a name in the crowd until the 4th book, so . . . Yet, it had BETTER NOT be anyone NEW to the series . . . that would just be dumb, lol . . .

THEORIES FOR EITHER BOOK 6 OR BOOK 7:
Bellatrix Lestrange will die.
Harry hates her too much. He wants to wreak revenge on her worse than Lord Voldemort, lol . . . My specific theories: 1) The hardcore theory is that Harry will go after her and kill her, and learn the terrible nature of murder firsthand, and vow never to do it again, except for Lord Voldemort, or something. 2) Neville Longbottom will kill her, in revenge for his parents. 3) Harry will try to kill her, but then someone else will, and he’ll be angry he didn’t get to do it himself– ironically close to like the feeling he had when Remus Lupin walked in before he could murder Sirius Black (which was really a good thing, now, wasn’t it?). Yet then he’ll be prevented from staining his role of perfect good.
Remus Lupin will die. My specific theory: Remus Lupin will be killed by Peter Pettigrew. After all, Peter has a silver hand, and he didn’t hesitate the first time . . . *cries for Remus.*
Peter Pettigrew will die. So will end the Marauders, and the little rat will get what he deserves, lol . . . Then again, perhaps he will end up in Azkaban. He isn’t so imperative to require a death.
Andromeda and Ted Tonks will show up. After all, they have the connection to Nymphadora Tonks, and they are still alive (contrary to a lot of bad fanfiction, lol . . . ), because she refers to them in the present-tense. Perhaps they will show up for a funeral for Sirius Black in Book 6, or something . . .
Regulus Black’s full story will come out. We will know what he backed out of and who killed him. My specific (and probably rather far-fetched) theories: 1) He was supposed to kill Sirius and Bellatrix caught him and did him in. Wouldn’t that be eerie? 2) He is connected to the Prophecy, somehow, and, well-- that doesn't rule out the fraternicide, either, too, lol . . .
Harry will visit the graves of his parents (assuming there are some). As far as we know, he’s never seen them. I can see that being something powerful, particularly if Sirius were to be buried nearby, sort of thing . . .
More of Tom Riddle’s story will show up. So far, I’m not completely satisfied with his transformation to evil. We don’t see why, really, he chose the path that he did. He can’t be all that bitter about his mother being married to a Muggle, and, even if he were teased in school for being a halfblood in Slytherin, why would that provoke him to rise up with a whole sea of the children of those who probably teased him in the first place to support their very own pet cause which destroyed him?

THEORIES FOR BOOK 7:
Lord Voldemort will die (gee . . . you think??? Lol . . . ).
Albus Dumbledore will die. Of COURSE he will die. He is the all-important wise guru! He is Harry’s other father figure! He will go the way of Gandalf and Obi-Wan and all those other white bearded types! Yet– my specific theory: In the final battle with Lord Voldemort, he will cast the same charm that Lily did to save Harry’s life when he was a baby, and then die– protecting Harry for his final battle with Lord Voldemort, which he will win, thanks to Dumbledore’s final sacrifice; the scales will finally tip towards the good in Harry, since they are so evenly matched.
Severus Snape will become the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, just as he’s also wanted, and, like all Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers, last only a year.
Severus Snape will die. As I said, he will only last a year as the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. What better way to end it than death? After all, the Death Eaters vowed to kill him.
Lucius Malfoy will die. He’s too important of a Death Eater to just simply settle for Azkaban.
Harry Potter will not die. It’s a KIDS’ BOOK, people; honestly, they’re not going to kill off the main character! He represents an absolute good! He cannot be defeated! *Slaps forehead at ignorance of Daniel Radcliffe of his own character and the nature of epic novels,* lol . . .
Ron Weasley will not die. Didn't she say this?
Hermione Granger will not die. Didn't she also say this?
Ginny Weasley will not die.
Neville Longbottom MAY die.
Rubeus Hagrid MAY die-- particularly if he's the Half-Blood Prince.

GENERAL THEORIES:
Ted Tonks is a newscaster. I’m so serious; in the first book, the first chapter: Vernon Dursley is watching the news, and someone says, “Over to you, Ted!” and Ted talks about the owls and shooting stars. “Very peculiar,” he says, with a smile. A KNOWING smile!!! It’s Ted Tonks! My specific theory: Andromeda and Ted fled the wizard world to avoid the wrath of Andromeda’s family, and Ted got a job as a newscaster, disguising himself as a Muggle, lol . . .
Fabian and Gideon Prewett, Molly Weasley’s brothers (J.K. Rowling has disclosed on jkrowling.com that Molly Weasley was a Prewett before she married Arthur) are twins, and the initial-sakes (like namesakes, lol . . . ) of Fred and George Weasley, the twins and sons in this family in which twins run in the family, lol . . .
Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger are meant to be.
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley are meant to be.
Luna Lovegood has a crush on Ron Weasley.

Date: 2005-07-14 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gemma-thompson.livejournal.com
HOKAY. SOH. if the HP series suddenly declines, she'll bring Sirius back to life...

and MEIJER is having a HP party and the books are like, only 14 dollars!

Date: 2005-07-14 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazyaphrodite.livejournal.com
Hmm, I'm not sure I think Lupin will die... I really hope hagrid doesn't, hes just so so sweet that it would be the saddest death in the world. Although, Nichole thought of something to make it even worse, she said something like "*insert excitment* Oh! Maybe she'll kill off Madame Maxime... and then Hargid will kill himself from being so distraught! *realizing what was just said, looks mildly horrified...*" lol, that would be the most depressing thing ever... heh.

Date: 2005-07-14 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toasterobsessed.livejournal.com
You're really smart. Gosh.

I like your Ted/Andromeda theory. It cught my attention. I've grew a fondness for them during that short period of RP.

I can't wait. I mean, I went and cosplayed. And now I am creating a shirt. Go me.

Date: 2005-07-15 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tabular-rasa.livejournal.com
I dunno which is funnier . . . the series taking a nosedive at this point (it already did between Books 4 and 5, because it took so long . . . ) or her having to resort to reviving the dead characters to bring it back.

It's really actually very sad, either way. I would cry.

Yeah, my mom's getting hers and Tory's at Meijer at like 5 am in the morning . . . but, ah well . . . I get a portion off for having reserved it . . .

Lol, they had bunny races in South Bend, and if you bet on the bunny that won, you got a free Harry Potter book at the Notre Dame bookstore.

I still think it sucks you can't come. *Pouts.* You'll be with us in spirit, oh Padfoot . . . you'll have to channel Tiffany or whatever, since she's being your character, lol . . .

. . . I'm, of course, planning to take a lot of pictures, too . . .

Date: 2005-07-15 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tabular-rasa.livejournal.com
Both of them aren't for-sures, but they're theories. Poor Lupin may not want to be around for much longer, too; he may have less of a motivation to stay alive, like when he's fighting . . . it'll be more kamikaze . . . . Also, once he sees Harry is capable on his own, he won't feel as much of a need to be there for him. It's cathartic. Then again, this is a kids' epic novel-type-sort of book, not a tragedy or an artsy adult tale. She has to keep the death count mildly low.

Ooh-- sad! I dunno, though . . . I'm rather skeptical about Hagrid's death, as is, and TWO of them would just be SO sad . . .

. . . Like a lot of these are the sort of thing where it's going to be either-or. For instance, it'd be SO sad to have Lupin and Hagrid die. She'll probably just pick one or the other, or something . . .

Date: 2005-07-15 07:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tabular-rasa.livejournal.com
I just think way too hard. My dad likes to tease me and tell me that I spend as much time analyzing Harry Potter as monks in the Middle Ages did analyzing the Bible, lol . . . Is Harry Potter my holy book? Ha, that sounds so blasphemous . . .

I love them, too-- and I have a feeling they're pretty important, or at least interesting, as she wouldn't have bothered mentioning them if not. Why bother to tell us Ted's name or give Bellatrix and Narcissa a sister (particularly her name) if the couple weren't supposed to be foreshadowed? She works like that . . . tricky, tricky J.K. . . . lol . . .

Woot! I love dressing up and doing the total nerd thing ^_^ Heehee, I'm dressing up as Bellatrix, in a purple velvet dress and a Death Eater cloak. I'm PSYCHED. [livejournal.com profile] crazyaphrodite's going as Narcissa, and she has a shirt that says "Slytherin Hottie," "Black Power" (lol), and "Lucius is Lucious" on it . . . [livejournal.com profile] tarmetiel's going as Sirius, and so even though she's usually James in my Marauder-friend circle (I'm Moony ^_^), she's wearing our Padfoot's shirt-- all of them are black, say "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good," and have the Marauder name on the back. We've got an Andromeda and a Regulus, too . . . the full Black family generation! EEE I'm so excited!!!

Date: 2005-07-15 10:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toasterobsessed.livejournal.com
I am a total nerd, I told my sister that one of the contests might be trivia and that I wanted prizes (geeze, who doesn't!?) and started to quiz her. I'm like "You're not allowed to call yourself a HP fan miss number 21. WHO DOESN'T GET THE DURSLEY'S HOUSE NUMBER, HONESTLY. I analyze it and find new things. JK said that there was something majior in COS for this book. I've heard people saying stuff like "ITS GODRIC GRYFFINDOR" but it couldn't be because I think Sally (Slytheirn) wouldn't talk to them.. BUt now I'm rambling.

It has to be for plots sake. There has to be something, I mean, they have a daughter we see very much (well, enough) GODDAMMIT THERES GOING TO BE SOMETHING so I can fangirl!

I made a shirt that says "I AM A HARRY POTTER FANGIRL (beware) <- or we can be friends"
and the back says "NERD" and I drew a superhero stickfigure and a rainbow. For no reason. I have pictures they just need to be photobucketed-- Someone told me I should go as Ginny, But I don't know..
Omgz you guys have the whole generation. You know you're a true fangirl when you think thats really cool. haha

Date: 2005-07-15 10:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toasterobsessed.livejournal.com
P.S.

I'M EXCITED TO DEATH

I fell asleep with the idea of having a firm peice of book in my arms tomorrow night that I can snuggle with. Wow. ahaha

Date: 2005-07-15 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tabular-rasa.livejournal.com
Woot for analyzation!

Wait . . . I think that was supposed to be "analysis" . . . erm . . . sure . . . lol . . .

Ha ha! Fangirl shirt! That's awesome!

I looked at the pictures-- you DO look an awful lot like Ginny in those photos.

Heehee, I wonder if the people in Barnes and Noble will appreciate our efforts and give us all a prize or something, lol . . . though not all of us are dressed up; some of us just have shirts, though two of us (the, erm, two Death Eaters, lol . . . ) are dressed up in full-out Death Eater robes, lol . . .

Date: 2005-07-15 02:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wer3wolph.livejournal.com
Never even noticed the Ted thing.... :o



I agree with your last three general theories--
although on a Prewett note, if Fabian and Gideon are twins
and the initial-sakes of Fred and George
and they're dead
does that mean Gred and Forge are fated to die? ~_~


SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! ...just...indisposed. Or something.


*squee squee squee!*

Date: 2005-07-16 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toasterobsessed.livejournal.com
I have no idea, I thought it was analyzation myself.

Mmm no one else made shirts but I'm special.

When CoS came out I looked almost exactly like Bonnie Wright at certian points. I've always found myself more of a "I want to be lily!!" sort of person.

I didn't get a prize or anything. D= OH WELL. it was so cool.

Date: 2005-07-16 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tabular-rasa.livejournal.com
The Ted thing is my prize theory ^_^

Who knows if she'll even bother mentioning it, but it's still so the case.

I wondered if that might sign death for them, but, well, she has to keep the death count low, and they're very popular characters.

Date: 2005-07-16 01:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tabular-rasa.livejournal.com
I like Lily, too . . . but I like Ginny a lot more post-Book 6. She's grown on me-- probably because she shows up a lot more, and we see her character.

We didn't even have a contest-- or I missed it. I was sort of upset and disappointed.

Date: 2005-07-16 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toasterobsessed.livejournal.com
I knowww. Shes just developed and shes not much of an annoying little kid. According to the books we're like same age now... Actually shes older. Whoops.

I heard boarders was having one but I wanted to sit at the b&n party the boarders on down the street wasn't hopping. I entered my name in a drawing there... thats about it.

Can't wait for monday.. b&n drawings <3 yay!

Date: 2005-07-20 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
hvae you finished the book? if you have, i want to hear your theories!! lol...
lindsey
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