Random Thing

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I've done this before, but it's still fun . . .

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (name of first pet + street you live on):
Vannie Ash (well, "Vanwert" Ash, but still . . . )

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandmother's/father's first name + favorite snack):
Janet Popcorn Cakes (wow . . . ).

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant):
Nighty Olive Garden (*snorts*).

4. YOUR SOCIALITE NAME: (silliest childhood nickname + first town where you partied):
Amoolah . . . St. Louis? Childhood birthday parties don't count, do they? Lol . . .

5. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial + first three letters of your last name):
Atro.

6. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal + name of your high school):
Bunny Central (HA! I must be the detective's slut, lol . . . ).

7. YOUR BARFLY NAME: (last snack food you ate + your favorite drink):
Froyo Calpis (HA!!!).

8. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name + street where you first lived):
Janet Ash.

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (favorite candy + favorite musicians last name):
Chocolate Lee?

10. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (name of [opposite sex] friend + cell phone company you use):
Anu Virgin Mobile (now THAT, my friends, is darn funny . . . ).

I fell over laughing several times today. The first time was when I saw the message Keith wrote on my alter-ego's wall on Facebook. Then it happened at least two other times.

The guy who wrote our reading for Crossing Borders is an ignoramus. I know more about Japan than he does, at least when it comes to inherent culture. He's like *business* and thinks that's it . . . like *so confused because they don't do things the same because they're exactly the same, even though they have different cultures.* Sure, Japan and America and the West are fundamentally the same, but they still have very different cultures that shape and define them. Oh well . . . I'm sure there's some point to this that I'm not getting, or whatever . . . but still . . .