Chairs and Evil Dictators
Jan. 17th, 2005 09:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tabular_rasaMy chair just broke. I leaned back and the back snapped right off and I fell over with a scream. The computer pull-out desk fell right off, the keyboard went hanging and typed a bunch of weird stuff I didn't want in my debate, the mouse flew down along with it, the printer turned on, and it was just awkward.
So now I have a broken chair.
Hey, guess what? We're screwed. The UMMUN National Security Council of 2007 (still Bush administration-- within THREE YEARS) predicted, through their actions, that the following is going to happen:
1) We will reach Code Black Terror Level Alert: Plague or Nuclear Holocaust.
2) We will engage in nuclear war with North Korea.
3) All of the Asian capitals of the world will be gone, thanks to North Korea and their extensive supply of weapons of mass destruction.
4) The National Security Council will be shot up and killed by a member of an international terrorist organization.
5) We're all going to die.
Great. So, have fun these last three years. I told you Bush was bad news.
Okay, so maybe it was North Korea's fault. So Kim Jung-Il is even more bad news. He's just a psycho. We should just lock him in a room with his extensive DVD collection and let him carry on with it . . .
Just like all Saddam really needs now is his muffins.
Ahh, I love evil dictators.
Hitler: "I've convinced myself the Jews killed my mommy and they're the reason I didn't get into art school!" You know, not because he sucked, or anything like that.
Then Stalin sounds actually remarkably inspiring. He was dirt poor, the son of a shoemaker who never actually got his own shoes. His three older brothers and sisters died. His mother went to work as a washerwoman to send him to a church school.
He got a scholarship because he was a friggin' genius. However, he liked reading Victor Hugo's revolutionary stuff and was repeatedly punished (imperialist government must stifle!!!). He held grudges for a long time. Why does this not surprise me?
So then he works in underground revolutionary groups and is exiled about a million and a half times.
Shake well, and thirty years later you got an evil dictator.
Why is it that most of the groups negatively painting in our history liked Les Miserables? First the Confederates, then Stalin . . .
I am going to grow up and be an evil demagogue, apparently.
So now I have a broken chair.
Hey, guess what? We're screwed. The UMMUN National Security Council of 2007 (still Bush administration-- within THREE YEARS) predicted, through their actions, that the following is going to happen:
1) We will reach Code Black Terror Level Alert: Plague or Nuclear Holocaust.
2) We will engage in nuclear war with North Korea.
3) All of the Asian capitals of the world will be gone, thanks to North Korea and their extensive supply of weapons of mass destruction.
4) The National Security Council will be shot up and killed by a member of an international terrorist organization.
5) We're all going to die.
Great. So, have fun these last three years. I told you Bush was bad news.
Okay, so maybe it was North Korea's fault. So Kim Jung-Il is even more bad news. He's just a psycho. We should just lock him in a room with his extensive DVD collection and let him carry on with it . . .
Just like all Saddam really needs now is his muffins.
Ahh, I love evil dictators.
Hitler: "I've convinced myself the Jews killed my mommy and they're the reason I didn't get into art school!" You know, not because he sucked, or anything like that.
Then Stalin sounds actually remarkably inspiring. He was dirt poor, the son of a shoemaker who never actually got his own shoes. His three older brothers and sisters died. His mother went to work as a washerwoman to send him to a church school.
He got a scholarship because he was a friggin' genius. However, he liked reading Victor Hugo's revolutionary stuff and was repeatedly punished (imperialist government must stifle!!!). He held grudges for a long time. Why does this not surprise me?
So then he works in underground revolutionary groups and is exiled about a million and a half times.
Shake well, and thirty years later you got an evil dictator.
Why is it that most of the groups negatively painting in our history liked Les Miserables? First the Confederates, then Stalin . . .
I am going to grow up and be an evil demagogue, apparently.
