Quizzes and Controversial Dreams

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You Are a Fruitcake!

You taste like nothing else in this world. And get ready, you're about to get tossed!

What Crappy Gift Are You?

WHY???

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary. You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

Your Inner Eye Color Is Blue You've got the personality of a blue eyed women You're intense and expressive - and always on the go You've also got a sweet, playful side - which draws men in What's Your Inner Eye Color? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

Your Passion is Red! You've got that spark - a good dose of intensity, power, and determination. You do whatever you want in life ... to hell with what anyone thinks! With so many interests and loves, you're always running around doing something new. You have fire in your eyes, and it shows. Bet you're even wearing something red! What Color is Your Passion? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

You are Sneakers! You're an active girl, who's all about function You dress for the occasion - comfort comes first Your perfect guy? Someone who can keep up with you. You'll find him - but you might have to slow down to see him! What Shoe Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

The PJ's You Are Most Like: Comfortable PJ's You're a bit conservative, traditional, and tend to follow conventions You have an understated, easy sexyness that men love People instantly find comfort in you, and you're a "best friend" to many. What Kind of PJ's Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

It's like Mom with the Victoria's Secret catalogue . . . Mom called Dad over and was like, "I found something I like," and he comes over thinking she's found some crazy, sexy underwear, but no, it's like a pair of flannel pajamas . . . lol . . . .





Tory found this somewhere and I thought I'd do it because I am still somewhat sick and delirious (mmm . . . Nyquil trips . . . ). My tastes usually stick to canon (yeah, I'm so boring . . . lol), but this probably shocks and disturbs you enough as it is anyway . . .

Rate each pairing according to your own tastes: five stars to one star, one being "I'd rather drink bubotuber pus." Then add three pairings at the bottom of the list, and pass it on . . .

Draco/Ginny *** They don't like each other . . . but if they did, it'd be like Romeo and Juliet
Draco/Hermione**They don't like each other. It would never work, and it's not even really that sexy
Draco/Pansy *** It works, but it's not exciting
Dumbledore/McGonagall **HE'S TOO OLD! But it's better than some alternatives . . .
Harry/Draco **No. They'd be too pissed off at each other. But it would be funny, so I gave it a 2
Harry/Ginny ****It's cute and innocent and canon but boring
Harry/Hermione ** No, it's just not happening, and it wouldn't be sexy if it did
Harry/Lucius * Um, no . . . no no no no no
Harry/Neville * WHAT?
Harry/Tom *** If for some reason Tom's memory could do that, it'd be rather interesting . . . very angry . . . but somehow sort of consummate . . .
Hermione/Ginny * No
Hermione/McGonagall * No
Hermione/Pansy * No
Lavender/Parvati **They hang out entirely too much . . . never thought of that . . . hmm . . . lol
Lily/Narcissa **** KRISTINA!!! They got to it before you did!!!
Lily/James ***** It's canon and it's cute and dysfunctional
Lucius/Narcissa ***** It's canon and it's even MORE dysfunctional . . . especially if one of them throws an affair into the mix . . .
McGonagall/Trelawney * Who came up with THAT one?
Remus/Tonks * One of my favorite characters would not DARE to do that to the daughter of one of my other favorite characters, Andromeda . . . and Remus is NOT a pedophile . . .
Riddle/Lucius **** Personally, I see it more as VOLDY/Lucius, which is a definitely 5 stars . . . those kinky Death Eaters . . . lol . . . also because Tom would have been Voldy before Lucius was old enough for that sort of thing
Riddle/McGonagall *** They WERE at school together . . .
Ron/Draco * Phwee?
Ron/Hermione ***** Oh, come on . . . admit it: It's positively adorable how mad Ron gets about Krum
Remus/Sirius * No. I'm sorry. They were just buddies.
Snape/Draco * Snape's twisted, but not that much so. Maybe he and Lucius had some wacko little thing, but not Draco
Snape/Hagrid * WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE COME UP WITH THESE THINGS???
Snape/Harry * They both hate the Occulmency lessons, and, what's worse, Snape hated James
Snape/Hermione * He thinks she's obnoxious and she hates him
Snape/Lucius **** Yeah, that one works, especially if like Lucius forced him into it, somehow . . . like that weird cartoon Tory found . . . (no, it wasn't DIRTY, don't give me that look)
Snape/Lupin * No
Snape/Gilderoy * WHAT?
Harry/Gilderoy * WHAT?
Alastor/Albus * Never considered it
Harry/Ron * They're BUDDIES. See Remus/Sirius
Ron/Neville * No
Harry/Ron/Hermione ** If they all got terribly drunk
Harry/Ginny/Draco *** If by some chance Draco and Ginny did have a thing, it would be adorable to see Harry gets jealous . . . but he wouldn't be nuts about Draco
Ron/Luna **** Luna has a crush on him, just you wait and see
Fred/Angelina ***** It's canon
Snape/Karkaroff ** Perhaps in the context of the Death Eater orgy theory I have
Moody/Tonks * Ew
Barty Crouch Sr/Winky * WHAT???
Harry/Charlie * Never thought of it
Harry/Pansy * No
Hermione/Tonks * No
Fred/George ** Only because I've actually considered it, sheesh, whoever listed these had some crazy ideas.

So that was random. They didn't even list the few kinky ones that I actually HAVE considered. They left Bellatrix and Voldemort and most of the Death Eaters completely out of the picture. They're the only ones I can really actual see partaking in any slashiness and orginess, lol . . . you know, those "Dark Arts" *cough* Particularly among the characters still at school, I find it hard to see them being anything than what they are in the books, the innocent kids that don't know the first thing about kissing (*cough*HARRY*cough*). They completely overlooked Black family incest (and incestual slash, lol), and I thought there was a whole huge following of that. Also . . . what about Lily/Snape (obvious!) and Remus/Lily? Or James/Snape (or *shudder* James/Harry? *recalls site Jessica found*)? Or James/Sirius? Or a giant Marauder orgy?

Another question: How come Peter never gets any action?

So, my additions:
Andromeda/Ted***** It's canon and it's Romeo and Juliet and it's adorable in my RP
Remus/Lily** Hinted at in the movie. I don't believe it, but, come to think of it, it might work
Bellatrix/Voldemort***** DUH



I'm sad I didn't get to go to Jessica's concert. Mom and Dad are off at dinner, and I don't know how to get to Goshen, and, even if I did, I wouldn't trust myself to drive there in my condition, ESPECIALLY considering what happened the LAST time I drove myself to an ESCO concert.

Apparently there was a guy that looked like Sirius that sat behind her.

I am suddenly amazed with the amount I have to do this week before I leave for Switzerland. I have vowed to fill at least 3 hours of musical set construction and 3 hours of NHS volunteering (though I would LIKE to fulfill all 6 of the musical set construction, and as many as possible for the NHS). I have a brunch and a dinner tomorrow, and Grama comes on Tuesday or Thursday for our pre-Christmas, and Papa and Jana are having dinner with us on Tuesday. We leave on Christmas Eve.

This leaves very little time for all of the things I really wanted to do with my vacation.

*Grumbles*

Yeah, I know, I really shouldn't complain, since I get to go to Switzerland.

I am almost done with The Poisonwood Bible. It was best until it switched into the sections that show them all later. Those are good, but a little less realistic, and not so consummate and consecutive as the others. I really like the book, though. I might just do it for my presentation. It was published in 1998.

It's unsettling, in a way. The way Kingsolver writes is just so . . . deep . . . or wise, or something, a sort of omnipotent edge that pushes me off-kilter a little bit.

I think it may have a lot to do with my deliriousness. I am still not getting better from this confounded cold. It gives me delirious dreams even when I'm not on Nyquil.

I rang bells for the Salvation Army today, through Rotary. I got two tubes of free wrapping paper and I was so confused by the church group that was handing them out that I almost forgot to thank them and must have looked utterly confused as I took them. The wrapping paper, though thoroughly unrelated the the Salvation Army, helped us out a lot, though; people felt obligated to donate when they received something free moments before.

They had attached little papers that advertised their church to each tube . . . something about how "God wrapped his gift to us," and then stated the second half of (one of) my favorite Bible verses (and one of the only ones I can give the actual name to: Luke, 2:9). "And she gave birth to her firstborn, a son, and she wrapped him in swaddling clothes and laid him in a manger, for there was no room for them at the inn."

I don't know why I like it so much.

Everyone always gets so disturbed about my Mary dream. Mrs. Hook was like, "Have you talked to anyone about this?" when she heard just parts of it when I was going on about it in Creative Writing class.

Though I think it's pretty certain I'm not Mary. The dream was followed a few days later. So, if I wasn't just tripping on Nyquil or thinking about religion too much before I went to sleep, and God actually did choose me to be the next Mary, he sure turned me down . . . that was the worst period of my life . . . CHUNKS . . . he turned me down quite violently.

If God chooses you to be the vessel of the Messiah and then turns you down, are you damned to Hell?

I think it was just a dream.

Then again, maybe Joan of Arc was just high and Moses spend just a little too much time in the desert sun.

Talk about a Messiah complex.

I don't know that I've been to church since that. Maybe something weird will happen if I do.

Whoosh, I need to get some sleep, and stop reading deep things before bed. The Poisonwood Bible even gave me something trippy and depressing last night.