Pre-Moonstral Syndrome
Aug. 31st, 2004 04:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tabular_rasaI hate full moon.
No, I don't, really . . . I just hate the intense pain, internal convulsions, drastic personality switch, and violent throes of temper that accompany the monthly cycles.
Okay, no, I'm not a werewolf (*looks mildly disappointed*). Lycanthropy is just such a good analogy for menstruation. Also, I guess if you HAVE to get it, getting it on full moon is more fun. Just because . . .
In the Marauder Journal I love making stupid innuendo for Lupin like, "Well, seeing as how it's almost my time of the month . . . " and "I'm a bit irritable; it must be PMS, aka Pre-Moonstrual Syndrome . . . "
It's almost as bad as the Harry Potter world of pick-up lines. "Hey, baby, you wanna ride my fast broom?" "I could catch your Snitch." "I got a 12-inch wand of rigid yew."
Everybody complimented my pants today but then I got blood on them. This Midol-esque thing I just took is not helping . . . or at least not kicking in yet.
At least I don't have pneumonia like Nichole. Pneumonia . . . go figure.
Umbridge now has an Inquisitorial Squad. There was some suck-up kid (henceforth known as "Malfoy") who kept pointed out all the people with dress code violations to her. She kept pacing around with that damn microphone, too, yelling at us to take trays and all that crap. She really scares me. If I ever have to face her I know it is going to be bad news.
At any rate, don't let her make you write lines.
It's the Full Fruit Moon. No wonder it sucks so bad this month. Uck . . . fruit.
I am going to get scurvy in college. It will be rather amusing. Actually, no. Just the idea of it is.
I have a lot of homework, and all I want to do today is just float in hot water.
No, I don't, really . . . I just hate the intense pain, internal convulsions, drastic personality switch, and violent throes of temper that accompany the monthly cycles.
Okay, no, I'm not a werewolf (*looks mildly disappointed*). Lycanthropy is just such a good analogy for menstruation. Also, I guess if you HAVE to get it, getting it on full moon is more fun. Just because . . .
In the Marauder Journal I love making stupid innuendo for Lupin like, "Well, seeing as how it's almost my time of the month . . . " and "I'm a bit irritable; it must be PMS, aka Pre-Moonstrual Syndrome . . . "
It's almost as bad as the Harry Potter world of pick-up lines. "Hey, baby, you wanna ride my fast broom?" "I could catch your Snitch." "I got a 12-inch wand of rigid yew."
Everybody complimented my pants today but then I got blood on them. This Midol-esque thing I just took is not helping . . . or at least not kicking in yet.
At least I don't have pneumonia like Nichole. Pneumonia . . . go figure.
Umbridge now has an Inquisitorial Squad. There was some suck-up kid (henceforth known as "Malfoy") who kept pointed out all the people with dress code violations to her. She kept pacing around with that damn microphone, too, yelling at us to take trays and all that crap. She really scares me. If I ever have to face her I know it is going to be bad news.
At any rate, don't let her make you write lines.
It's the Full Fruit Moon. No wonder it sucks so bad this month. Uck . . . fruit.
I am going to get scurvy in college. It will be rather amusing. Actually, no. Just the idea of it is.
I have a lot of homework, and all I want to do today is just float in hot water.
