My Computer Has No Holiday Spirit

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Could someone please tell my computer that Bing Crosby and The Trans-Siberian Orchestra are not Bad Religion, Ben Folds, The Goo-Goo Dolls, and Green Day? I love them all to death, but, uh, I was sort of in the mood for Christmas music, and when "American Jesus" plays when "Jingle Bells" pops up on my Christmas playlist . . .

I think RealPlayer has something against Christmas. I am about to rename Edmund "Ebenezer."

Hmm, it was Saint Lucia Day yesterday; missed it. I think Hanukkah starts tonight. (Like I said, if I had it my way, I'd celebrate every holiday, ever ^_^).