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tabular_rasa1. You're walking down a streetin your hood, looking at the towering skyscrapers and the soft fluffy clouds sliding by in the bright blue sky, when a greasy-haired bum holds out a stained styrofoam cup. The cup is empty, he's a mess, and you smelled him ten feet away. What do you do?
Throw some change in, and feel guilty about not having more, because I usually don't have much on me. Sadly, at this point, it's not really practical for me to bring him to lunch, but I've always figured someday I might.
2. Some chump is buying his woman a bouquet of roses at the florist near your stoop. You watch him hand the cashier a $100 dollar bill, and upon recieving his change, you notice he dropped two of the twenties he was stuffing into his piece of shit Gucci walet. The little chinese guy who owns the flower shop doesn't see it, and neither does Mr. Gucci himself, leaving in his damn Benz; so what do you do?
Probably pick up the twenties and go, "Whoa, he dropped them," and then rush out backed by the cashier to hand them back over.
3. Your homey is telling you all about this hot date he had over the weekend. He tells of how they went back to his place and did it on the rug for hours. As he talks about her, and how freaky she is, you realize he's talking about that skanky hoe you see on 43rd street some nights. Who knows what diseases he caught off her. What do you do?
Sound into it for a while (this is a hard question to ask a girl, lol :-P how many guys tell their girl friends about getting freaky with some chick?) and then ask if he used protection and stuff, because, well, you never know with these random pick-ups.
4. The '65 Impala you're pimping out is in the custom shop getting a hyraulics kit put in, but you need wheels fast. A girl you've been macking on for weeks finally agrees to roll with you to a club, but she can only go tonight. As you're leaning on a hydrant, kicking it with your crew, you see some crazy bitch leave her SUV running, while she buys a magazine from the news stand. What do you do?
Yell at her to shut her fucking car off when she's buying stuff; that's a waste of energy and a pollutant to the air! :-P
5. While coming home from playing ball on 4th street, you walk into your building and see a little boy playing with his tonka truck on the flor. It's 1am, no kid should be playing with a damn thing, and especially not playing with it in the lobby of your tenament. What do you do?
Ask him if he should be in bed. Take him wherever he says his home is.
6. The neighbors next door are fighting again. They're screaming and possibly throwing things, because you hear random thuds on your bedroom wall. The dude is tripping because he found a used condom in the trash, and it sure as hell wasn't his. He starts to beat her, while you're laying there wishing you had just taken the dirty condom with you when you were finished. She will probably be beaten severely, if she doesn't tell him who it was. What do you do?
(Whoa, this one assumes I'm guilty! Well, let's consider I loved this chick . . . at lesat maybe a little bit . . . ) Rush in their and go heroic on his ass :-P If I didn't love her, I'd at least call the police, or maybe do some crazy stunt in my room, even louder than his, to distract them (you know, take a sledgehammer to the wall :-P).
7. Some cracker shows up at your court while you and your crew are playing ball. The dude has a shot, but c'mon, he's a goddamn honkie. You could really use a point guard, since Moobey is a broke ass, with no handle. Your boys would think you're soft, and an Uncle Tom, but you need someone with a shot. What do you do?
Well, to be honest, I'd have a hard time kicking poor Moobey off. He might go home and cry.
8. At the club, the music is popping, and you're getting in tight with this fine honey in a corner booth when some scrub rolls up on you. She's his ex, and the bitch, according to him, narced on him about some mad crazy stuff he and his boys were selling. He's a fucking crackhead, but she isn't denying being a narc. What do you do?
(WTF is a narc?)
9. Standing outside the pizza joint acroos the street, you're scarfing a slice and jawing with your peeps. Some woman stumbles out of a nearby alley, crying and looking jacked up. Your homeys choose to roll on somewhere else, and let her drama be her own. What do you do?
Smash a piece of pizza on somebody's face to get them to wait :-P and then go ask her if she's okay. Figure it out from there.
9. One of your closest boys comes to you and says he's totally in a thing. He's got to come up with 30 gees by tomorrow, or some pimp named Pink Lou is gonna fuck him up bad. Your boy tells you all you need to do is be the driver, he'll take care of the rest. If you don't help him, he'll likely get shot by the cops, or fucked up by Pink Lou. What do you do?
Agghhh . . . I discussed this with Tiffany, only it was her driving to go kill somebody who messed with Jessica, lol . . . If I don't like Pink Lou, sure, I'll come. It might not be worth it, though.
10. Some dude in a fly suit talks to you about your game. He is drooling all over your mad skills, and shows you a contract to play in a professional basketball league - in Norway. You can stay with your crew, jacking cars, robbing stores, and fucking up punks at clubs; or you can go oversaeas with a bunch of pale ass chumps and try to teach them how we do it in the hood. Stay with the only friends you know, or go to a land so foreign, and lose your self respect for alot of money. What do you do?
Probably stay home. I don't really like basketball :-P
YES&NOs!
You are NOT allowed to explain anything.
Must answer with only a YES or NO.
1. Taken a picture naked?
No.
2. Taken a shower with someone?
No.
3. Made out with a member of the same sex?
No.
4. Drove a car?
Yes.
5. Stole anything?
Yes.
6. Like someone?
Yes.
7. Been dumped?
No.
8. Stole money from a friend?
No.
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
No.
10. Been in a fist fight?
No.
11. Snuck out of your/someone's house?
No.
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
Yes.
13. Been arrested?
No.
14. Hugged a stranger?
Yes.
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?
Yes.
16. Left your house without telling your parents?
Yes.
17. Did you celebrate your 16th birthday?
Yes.
18. Ditched school to do something more fun?
Yes.
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
Yes.
20. Lost a friend?
Yes.
21. Been on a plane?
Yes.
22. Been to an island?
Yes.
23. Slept in until 3?
No.
24. Love someone or miss someone right now?
Yes.
25. Lied on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
Yes.
26. Made a snow angel?
Yes.
27. Played dress up?
Yes.
28. Cheated while playing a game?
Yes.
29. Been lonely?
Yes.
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night?
No.
31. Been to a club?
No.
32. Felt an earthquake?
Yes.
33. Touched a snake?
Yes.
34. Ran a red light?
Yes.
35. Been suspended from school?
No.
36. Swore at a teacher?
No.
37. Been in a car accident
Yes.
38. Hated the way you look?
Yes.
39. Made yourself throw up?
No.
40. Crawled through a window?
Yes.
41. Been lost?
Yes.
42. Been to the opposite side of the country?
Yes.
43. Felt like dying?
Yes.
44. Cried yourself to sleep?
Yes.
45. Crashed a car?
No.
46. Sang karaoke?
Yes.
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
Yes.
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
No.
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yes.
50. Kissed in the rain?
No.
51. Sang in the shower?
Yes.
52. Made love in a park?
No.
53. Had a dream you married someone?
Yes.
54. Glued your hand to something?
Yes.
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
No.
56. Ever gone to school partially naked?
No.
57. Been a cheerleader?
No.
58. Thought about going gay?
Yes.
59. Didn't take a shower for a week?
Yes.
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?
Yes.
61. Played chicken?
No.
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Yes.
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?
No.
64. Broken a bone?
No.
65. Been easily amused?
Yes.
66. Laugh so hard you cried?
Yes.
67. Mooned/flashed someone?
No.
68. Cheated on a test?
Yes.
69. Forgotten someone's name?
Yes.
70. Slept naked?
Yes.
71. Done something dumb while drunk?
Yes(?).
72. Drank a mixture of different sodas?
No.
73. Blacked out from drinking?
No.
74. Played a prank on someone?
Yes.
75. Gone to a late night movie?
Yes.
76. Made love to something not human?
No.
77. Failed a class?
No.
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat?
No.
79. Smoked pot?
No.
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend?
No.
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July?
Yes.
82. Thrown strange objects?
Yes.
83. Felt like killing someone?
No.
84. Thought about running away?
Yes.
85. Ran away?
No.
86. Got a piercing?
No.
87. Got a tatoo?
No.
88. Fell asleep in class?
No.
89. Made a parent cry?
Yes.
90. Cried over someone?
Yes.
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies?
No.
92. Dated someone (same person) more than once?
No.
93. Had/Have a dog?
Yes.
94. Do you bite your nails?
Yes.
95. Have you ever been to Las Vegas?
No.
96. Been in a band?
No.
97. Drank 25 sodas in a day?
No.
98. Broken a CD?
Yes.
99. Shot a gun?
Yes.
100. Wanted someone but could never have them?
Yes.
I am a cuddler.
True-ish. Sometimes uptight.
I am a morning person.
True-ish. Less so than I used to be.
I am an only child.
False.
I am Catholic.
False.
I am currently in my pajamas.
True.
I am currently pregnant.
False.
I am currently single.
True.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart.
False-ish.
I am okay at styling other people's hair.
True.
I am left handed.
False.
I am married.
False.
I am addicted to my Myspace.
False.
I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
False.
I am very shy around the opposite gender at first.
False-ish.
I bite my nails.
True.
I can be paranoid at times.
True.
I currently have a crush on someone.
True.
I currently regret something that I have done.
False.
I don't like anyone.
False.
I enjoy country music.
False.
I enjoy jazz music.
True.
I enjoy smoothies.
False.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
False!
I have a car.
True.
I have a cell phone.
True.
I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
False.
I have a hidden talent.
True.
I have a lot to learn.
True.
I have a pet.
False.
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
False.
I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" guy/girl.
True, in that most were wrong because it never happened.
I have all my grandparents.
False.
I have at least one brother.
True.
I have been to another country.
True.
I have been told that I am smart.
True.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
True.
I have/or had broken a bone.
False.
I have Caller I.D. on my phone.
False.
I have bathed someone.
True.
I have changed a diaper.
True.
I have changed a lot over the past year.
True.
I have done something illegal.
True.
I have had major/minor surgery.
True.
I have killed another person.
False.
I have mood swings.
True.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
False.
I have rejected someone before.
True.
I have seen The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
False.
I have seen the television show The O.C.
False.
I have watched Sex and the City.
False.
I like Shakespeare.
True.
I like the taste of blood.
True-ish-- in small amounts, it doesn't bother me.
I love to cook.
False-ish.
I like to sing.
True!
I love Michael Jackson.
False.
I love sleeping.
True.
I love to play computer games.
True.
I love to shop.
False.
I miss someone right now.
True.
I own 100 CDs or more.
True-- but mostly burned.
I own and use a library card.
True.
I practice a religion that is not considered mainstream.
True-ish-- is Agnostic mainstream? :-P
I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
True-- during the summer, which is, well, now!
I sleep a lot during the day.
False.
I strongly dislike math.
True.
I was born in a country other than the US.
False.
I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
False.
I will try almost anything once.
True.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
True-ish-- I quite thoroughly enjoy being a student :-P
I would classify myself as ghetto.
False.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and
scar-free.
True.
I am currently wearing socks.
False.
I am tired.
True.
I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
True.
