Retarded Public Service Announcement

I revised the first chapter to my story. It's a lot different now. I hope I'm not losing the atmosphere or whatever; I'm trying to add it in.

It's not bad that I'm rushing this, is it? I assume I won't be published right away, anyway, and I will have to revise anyway. I might as well revise a little bit right now-- also to get me back in the mood. I just hope I can finish it and get it published.

The fanfiction on Iron Chef . . . WHY??? Who reads that? Besides people like me who are just confused and intrigued. *Cough* who WRITES that. No offense if any of you do . . . actually, tell me if you do. I'm curious.

I am done with orthodonture. FOREVER!!! BWAHAHA! They made me a new retainer, and I got a cool little purple case (with white swirls in it, woohoo! Rather like my blue one, only purple), and they had me sign this sheet that said I would wear it until I was 18 and then I would just wear it as much as necessary until the day that I die, or that I at least wouldn't sue them if I didn't and I was displeased with my teeth, lol . . . then it also says that they were dismissing me, and the guy said, "Stop by and see us again sometime!" and that was that.

I have a bump on my lip. Am I so bored that today I am writing in my diary about a bump on my lip? That's really, really sad.

Dad made fun of me for finding guys in Harry Potter hot. If you ask me, it's about time. For years I couldn't tell. That was rather annoying. Though guys do become ugly if I don't like them. Then we argued again about idealism and pragmatism and he gave me yet another little Plato book to read. This time it's about the inherent conscience and possibly natural tendency of humanity towards good. Is "being good"-- acting morally-- more condusive to surviving in society? If it is, perhaps we have proved that humanity is inherently good-- at least to survive. Not because of a soul, just because of natural selection.

Isn't that great? He makes fun of me for finding the opposite sex attractive, but then we discuss philosophy. It's weird at my house.

My sister and I were driving behind a guy on a motorcycle today, and we were thinking: we bet Sirius doesn't wear a helmet when he rides his motorbike. He'd want the wind in his hair, blowing out behind him, being swept around his face. So we made up this Public Service Annoucement (and kids would pay attention to it, because it's Harry Potter):

*Sirius rides in on his motorbike, without a helmet.*

Harry (forcedly): Sirius! Stop! What are you doing? Where's your helmet?
Sirius (sweeping his hair back): Aw, man, nobody wears a helmet. Helmet's aren't cool.
Harry (mocking shock): You could be seriously hurt! That's even less cool!
Sirius (coolly): Hey, what do you think we learned the "Reparo" spell in third year for?
Harry (like a complete know-it-all prat): Sirius, in an accident, you won't have time to prepare yourself for the collision. By the time you hit your head, it will be too late.
*Sirius takes the helmet. Remus, and Peter walk on in the background, snickering.*
Sirius (looking at his friends, appearing torn): Aw, but all my friends will laugh at me!
Harry: They won't be laughing when they get into accidents!
*James comes randomly speeding down on a broomstick, hands off the broom, crashing into the ground with much screams and fire and explosions.*
Sirius (as if observing random pigeons or something): Gee, I suppose you're right.
*Sirius puts on the helmet.*
Sirius (cheesily): Thanks, Harry!
*He grins, there is an added flash to his smile, and he gives the thumbs up.*
Harry (pointedly): Remember, kids! Be cool like Sirius and wear your helmet!
*James, Remus, and Peter approach the front of the screen, heavily burnt and woozy.*
James/Remus/Peter (also giving thumbs up): Right! Some slogan about bike safety)

So . . . right. That was retarded. Yet we all enjoyed it, didn't we?

Also, I just figured out . . . Wendy from "Hook" and Professor McGonagall are one and the same. This is equivalent to the day that I figured out Tybalt from the 1960s Romeo and Juliet Basil from Austin Powers were one and the same.

Also, there was a guy named Thibault in "Peanuts" today. He made a very good Tybalt.

Retarded Public Service Announcement

I revised the first chapter to my story. It's a lot different now. I hope I'm not losing the atmosphere or whatever; I'm trying to add it in.

It's not bad that I'm rushing this, is it? I assume I won't be published right away, anyway, and I will have to revise anyway. I might as well revise a little bit right now-- also to get me back in the mood. I just hope I can finish it and get it published.

The fanfiction on Iron Chef . . . WHY??? Who reads that? Besides people like me who are just confused and intrigued. *Cough* who WRITES that. No offense if any of you do . . . actually, tell me if you do. I'm curious.

I am done with orthodonture. FOREVER!!! BWAHAHA! They made me a new retainer, and I got a cool little purple case (with white swirls in it, woohoo! Rather like my blue one, only purple), and they had me sign this sheet that said I would wear it until I was 18 and then I would just wear it as much as necessary until the day that I die, or that I at least wouldn't sue them if I didn't and I was displeased with my teeth, lol . . . then it also says that they were dismissing me, and the guy said, "Stop by and see us again sometime!" and that was that.

I have a bump on my lip. Am I so bored that today I am writing in my diary about a bump on my lip? That's really, really sad.

Dad made fun of me for finding guys in Harry Potter hot. If you ask me, it's about time. For years I couldn't tell. That was rather annoying. Though guys do become ugly if I don't like them. Then we argued again about idealism and pragmatism and he gave me yet another little Plato book to read. This time it's about the inherent conscience and possibly natural tendency of humanity towards good. Is "being good"-- acting morally-- more condusive to surviving in society? If it is, perhaps we have proved that humanity is inherently good-- at least to survive. Not because of a soul, just because of natural selection.

Isn't that great? He makes fun of me for finding the opposite sex attractive, but then we discuss philosophy. It's weird at my house.

My sister and I were driving behind a guy on a motorcycle today, and we were thinking: we bet Sirius doesn't wear a helmet when he rides his motorbike. He'd want the wind in his hair, blowing out behind him, being swept around his face. So we made up this Public Service Annoucement (and kids would pay attention to it, because it's Harry Potter):

*Sirius rides in on his motorbike, without a helmet.*

Harry (forcedly): Sirius! Stop! What are you doing? Where's your helmet?
Sirius (sweeping his hair back): Aw, man, nobody wears a helmet. Helmet's aren't cool.
Harry (mocking shock): You could be seriously hurt! That's even less cool!
Sirius (coolly): Hey, what do you think we learned the "Reparo" spell in third year for?
Harry (like a complete know-it-all prat): Sirius, in an accident, you won't have time to prepare yourself for the collision. By the time you hit your head, it will be too late.
*Sirius takes the helmet. Remus, and Peter walk on in the background, snickering.*
Sirius (looking at his friends, appearing torn): Aw, but all my friends will laugh at me!
Harry: They won't be laughing when they get into accidents!
*James comes randomly speeding down on a broomstick, hands off the broom, crashing into the ground with much screams and fire and explosions.*
Sirius (as if observing random pigeons or something): Gee, I suppose you're right.
*Sirius puts on the helmet.*
Sirius (cheesily): Thanks, Harry!
*He grins, there is an added flash to his smile, and he gives the thumbs up.*
Harry (pointedly): Remember, kids! Be cool like Sirius and wear your helmet!
*James, Remus, and Peter approach the front of the screen, heavily burnt and woozy.*
James/Remus/Peter (also giving thumbs up): Right! Some slogan about bike safety)

So . . . right. That was retarded. Yet we all enjoyed it, didn't we?

Also, I just figured out . . . Wendy from "Hook" and Professor McGonagall are one and the same. This is equivalent to the day that I figured out Tybalt from the 1960s Romeo and Juliet Basil from Austin Powers were one and the same.

Also, there was a guy named Thibault in "Peanuts" today. He made a very good Tybalt.