Findings and Friends and A Stupid Rapist
Aug. 3rd, 2005 12:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tabular_rasaAccording to Google Image Search, Romeo is a chicken, Goneril is a cow, and Tybalt is a horse with boobs. Weird.
I did a lot more to my musical parody today. When I'm done, I'm going to post it all, and you can check it out, lol ^_^ I'm so freaking proud of it.
The kid who sings Gavroche on my Les Miserables soundtrack sounds exactly like munchkin Tom Felton-- like when he was in the first movie, or even in Anna and the King-- so, hence, I think it's hilarious to give all the Gavroche parts to Draco Malfoy . . . especially because the lines easier transfer to fit what he would say, anyway, as such (from "Look Down"):
How do you do? My name’s Malfoy!
How do you like it? Get a thrill?
You might think I’m just a boy–
But wait until you see my skill!
I go to school, but my society’s
Here in the manor in which I dwell.
I train in Dark Arts of variety;
Though I only passed the O.W.L.s!
First my dad,
Now comes me!
Wait and see, wait and see!
Anyway.
A theory just popped into my head today. In case you're really, really, abysmally slow and STILL haven't finished the book:
Since Lily and Snape apparently DID have some interaction-ness (or even some lurve . . . *shudders*), according to that interview with J.K. Rowling, perhaps Snape is actually the reason why Lily was so gifted at potions? Perhaps helped her along (or they had secret little midnight study sessions! Lol!), or there was even some foul play/cheatingness.
. . . or maybe they just fell on love other their potions abilities.
LILY: Why, Severus, what a seductively blue Draft of Peace you've concocted!
SEVERUS: Blue is such an understatement to the thrilling green of your eyes.
LILY: Oh Severus!
SEVERUS: Your Amortentia is quite perfect.
LILY: Why, thank you. You couldn't, of course, know that the scent I receive off of it matches the scent of your greasy hair exactly?
SEVERUS: I could not, but I am, of course, flattered that it is such.
. . . and, in the fanfic world, this would cue them getting it on . . . blecch . . .
Um, no . . . *shudder.*
Nichole and Kristina came over yesterday. We swam for a long time, and went on the Moomba with Chris and Neil (who was paranoid we were going to depants him the entire time).
Kristina, you left your swimsuit here . . .
Oh, by the way, there's a rapist loose on the lake. There was apparently a thrilling car chase through the woods that I missed while I was at the Renaissance Fair, resulting in the rapist's stolen PT Cruiser with Florida plates emerging unscathed while the police cars were all torn up and crashed. The other day, apparently Mrs. Ball saw the car of the warned description driving down the road again.
He's a stupid rapist, really.
I did a lot more to my musical parody today. When I'm done, I'm going to post it all, and you can check it out, lol ^_^ I'm so freaking proud of it.
The kid who sings Gavroche on my Les Miserables soundtrack sounds exactly like munchkin Tom Felton-- like when he was in the first movie, or even in Anna and the King-- so, hence, I think it's hilarious to give all the Gavroche parts to Draco Malfoy . . . especially because the lines easier transfer to fit what he would say, anyway, as such (from "Look Down"):
How do you do? My name’s Malfoy!
How do you like it? Get a thrill?
You might think I’m just a boy–
But wait until you see my skill!
I go to school, but my society’s
Here in the manor in which I dwell.
I train in Dark Arts of variety;
Though I only passed the O.W.L.s!
First my dad,
Now comes me!
Wait and see, wait and see!
Anyway.
A theory just popped into my head today. In case you're really, really, abysmally slow and STILL haven't finished the book:
Since Lily and Snape apparently DID have some interaction-ness (or even some lurve . . . *shudders*), according to that interview with J.K. Rowling, perhaps Snape is actually the reason why Lily was so gifted at potions? Perhaps helped her along (or they had secret little midnight study sessions! Lol!), or there was even some foul play/cheatingness.
. . . or maybe they just fell on love other their potions abilities.
LILY: Why, Severus, what a seductively blue Draft of Peace you've concocted!
SEVERUS: Blue is such an understatement to the thrilling green of your eyes.
LILY: Oh Severus!
SEVERUS: Your Amortentia is quite perfect.
LILY: Why, thank you. You couldn't, of course, know that the scent I receive off of it matches the scent of your greasy hair exactly?
SEVERUS: I could not, but I am, of course, flattered that it is such.
. . . and, in the fanfic world, this would cue them getting it on . . . blecch . . .
Um, no . . . *shudder.*
Nichole and Kristina came over yesterday. We swam for a long time, and went on the Moomba with Chris and Neil (who was paranoid we were going to depants him the entire time).
Kristina, you left your swimsuit here . . .
Oh, by the way, there's a rapist loose on the lake. There was apparently a thrilling car chase through the woods that I missed while I was at the Renaissance Fair, resulting in the rapist's stolen PT Cruiser with Florida plates emerging unscathed while the police cars were all torn up and crashed. The other day, apparently Mrs. Ball saw the car of the warned description driving down the road again.
He's a stupid rapist, really.
