tabular_rasa | Fourth of July and Friendship Meme

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, ALL!!!

. . . well, all of you that are Americans, I guess, that is . . . (I mean, come on, though; those of you from the UK totally are glad some of the people in this country aren't in your jurisdiction anymore, lol . . . )

A meme:
Take 20 people from your friends list, (or however many you want, if you have less than 20 friends on your list) and write a secret statement about them. You may say something nice or you may say something not-so-nice, as long as it’s the truth.

Ex: This person always used to help me with my homework.

Then, people comment and try to figure out who you were talking about, it’s very fun, and it’s a good way to make inter-list friends. So please give it a shot! <3

1) This person once insisted the song "Little Liza Jane" was actually about the tiny organs of vision of some poor creature named Jane.
2) This person knows how to spell the career of William Shakespeare.
3) This person THINKS they are better at SimCity than me . . .
4) This person supplies me with the most-yoinkable memes!
5) This person and I rubbed edges the wrong way last January (oh, times of the month . . . ) and we really haven't talked since and so I hope she doesn't hate me, because I don't hate her, at all! (Yeah, so that was lame O.o . . . )
6) This person knows what the Boku bling medallion is.
7) This person makes squeaks the closest I've heard to the Rafiki chick in The Lion King on Broadway . . .
8) This person can really hold their energy drink!
9) This person wreaks vengeance on lj asses and harrassers like the flaming sword of . . . some person with a flaming sword . . .
10) This person can entertain themselves (and a sick person) for nearly two full hours with just a Billy Bass and a late-night Walgreens!
11) This person all but exclusively watches movies that aren't in English.
12) This person lives in a box. It is a cute. Aww, cute this person in a box!
13) This person has the memory of the goldfish, except for one day a year, apparently occuring right around the anniversary of our nation's birth . . .
14) This person co-starred in a YouTube movie with a lip-synching singing grapefruit.
15) This person looks like Nicole Kidman if she wears red lipstick, for some reason.
16) This person Saved The Platypus from whatever I threw at it.
17) This person survives solely on Easy Mac and hot dogs (and the occasional bag of chips O.o).
18) This person would sell their mother to make it to the green isle (and probably wouldn't regret it, much, either, lol O.o).
19) This person rivals Cedric Diggory in Hufflepuff fangirling.
29) This person is afraid of George Foreman.

ALL COMMENTS WILL BE SCREENED, FOR THE SAKE OF THE MEME ^_^